First, let me apologize to all you readers. After looking at some of my most popular search terms, I realized…
- I’m not writing about what you want to read.
- I’m not answering your questions.
I am so sorry for my blogger shortcomings. My blog is just barely over a year old (my 1-year anniversary was Friday). I’m still learning.
What You Want to Read More Of
- Zombie cupcakes—Genius. I’ll look for a recipe.
- Reverse psychology on men—I’ll read another Mars and Venus book.
- Fruits that can enlarge a penis—Bananas. Duh.
- Pop-Tarts ice cream—I think I love you. Reveal yourself.
Questions Answered
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Does Ben and Jerry’s Mud Pie ice cream have mud in it? You’re an idiot.
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Can Edy’s fruit bars be eaten before colonoscopies? Dude, the less you eat the better.
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Does Barney from HIMYM have a boyfriend? I feel responsible for this confusion. In the early blogging days, I blogged about Barney quite a bit. Anyways, Barney is not real. Sorry for the confusion. Also…You’re an idiot.
Quick and Handy Navigation
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I think I lost my sanity.—You won’t find it here.
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I luv to piss my knickers.—May I recommend this? People still say “knickers?”
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I love wet socks.—BOLD-FACED LIE! Nobody loves wet socks. Nobody.
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Pick up line: You’re yummy.—May I recommend singling out the arms?
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Boob closeup and Bombastic Boobies—Right here: Zombie boob.