Remember back at the beginning of pregnancy when I complained about constantly having to buy bigger bras?
Yeaaaaaah…I had to do that again. But that’s not what this post is about.
The last couple weeks of pregnancy those troubles traveled south. Way south…to my feet.
As in my feet were swollen, not that my boobs were so huge that they touched the floor.
One day I walked around the office in little black bootie/ballet socks and praying that no one would realize I wasn’t wearing shoes. After that, I stole Kiefer’s PF Flyers and wore those to work. Since they’re all black, no one noticed I was wearing sneakers.
My ankles were nearly nonexistent, and every pair of shoes I owned (including the new bigger and wider ones I just bought) were pinching my feet.
I cursed myself for giving Ozzy the most recent shoe box so I couldn’t return the new shoes.
Everyone always posts pictures of cats and boxes, but no one posts about dogs and boxes. In case you were wondering what dogs do with boxes, let me put your mind at rest.
Step 1. Inspect the box for any strange odors.
Step 2. Determine if the box contained food…or is food.
Step 3. Taunt the cat with the new toy box.
Step 4. Determine if the box is indestructible.
Step 5. Destroy the box…but look cute while doing it.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “My life with a newborn was very similar. We put our daughter in the crib the first night and then told her how to work the TV remote and to help herself to anything in the fridge if she woke before us. We were very surprised when she was up….15 minutes later.”—The Waiting