As I revealed here and here, I am a notoriously picky eater. Admitting it is the first step.
Kiefer: Want some kiwi? (::cutting up kiwi::)
Me: No. I don’t like kiwi.
Kiefer: Have you ever even had kiwi? (::looking up even though he already knows the answer::)
Me: (::unsurpressable grin::) Nooooo.
Obviously we have conversations like this all the time. Just replace “kiwi” with a different food.
Kiefer: How do you know that you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?
Me: I just know. (There’s no denying my 3-year-old child logic.) It’s fuzzy. And fuzzy fruit is gross. Are you putting that kiwi in the fruit salad? That’ll contaminate the good fruit.
Ah-ha! Texture! Some people don’t like mushrooms (yuck!) or coconut (yummy!) because of the texture. So I can dislike fuzzy fruit because of texture.
But I was a good sport. I tried a kiwi. And that just happens to be #10 on my 30 Before 30 List: Try a new fruit.
At the grocery store I was feeling exceptionally adventurous, so in addition to my kiwi, I bought a peach.
I’ve only ever had canned peaches. And after trying a fresh peach, I think I’ll stick to the canned peaches and their syrupy sweet goodness. (Izziedarling, I’ll make an exception for one of your peaches.)
Besides…I think this peach is mooning me. No one wants to eat fruit that resembles a butt.
Fear Factor, here I come.
By the way, I didn’t like the kiwi either.
August 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 am
Blegh, I am not a fan of kiwis myself.
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 am
I can’t believe you haven’t tried those before? lol Well good for you for at least trying it!!! My favorite fruits aren’t that common… papaya, starfruit, dates, figs, etc. Have you tried those???
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 am
I’ve never tried any of those. I am a fan of Fig Newtons though. Does that count?
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Fresh figs are so delicious! Please try them one day… totally different than the fig newtons… in fact try any of those fruits I mentioned. You will love it!!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:23 am
I already reached my new fruit tasting allotment for the year, but I guess I could make an exception. =)
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:04 am
Don’t try the dates or figs, they’re kinda slimy but dry at the same time. They’re definitely an acquired taste. I would definitely go for the papaya or starfruit if I were you though.
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 am
I dislike kiwi, too! It’s fuzzy and I’m always afraid it’ll be like eating hair.
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Exactly…I don’t want to feel hair inbetween my teeth. Ick.
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
1.) I’ve had kiwi in like fruit desserts and that never killed me, so I guess I like kiwis?! Yay me.
2.) Peaches + syrupy goodness and nonsense = the only way to eat peaches.
3.) Plums are what I always refered to as the butt fruit. And I like plums but I won’t eat them on principle. You have to stand for something, ya know?
🙂
Lorraine
August 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 pm
#2. I feel similarly about pears. Fresh ones are okm but canned pears are amazing!
#3. I’ve never had a plum, but I’ve had enough of butt-looking fruit. I’ll pass on trying them. Solidarity.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:34 am
Pears, eh. They are so… grainy.
August 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Oh quit whining and eat your fuzzy butt fruit already!! 🙂
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:23 am
You first!
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
blechhh to mushrooms. they’re the texture of wilted penis.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:25 am
That is one awesome description! I’m going to start making up descriptions like that for all food. Then no one will ever question me again.
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Okay, Thoughts, not only am I sending you Fred peaches, am including fig preserves (yum!), some sugarplums (really sweet), and kiwi w/o the fuzzy skin. Fruits I avoid – grapefruit (why all the work to get to THAT?) and cantelope (funky smell).
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:25 am
I’m totally with you on grapefruit and cantelope. Ewww….
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Wilted Penis? They sell that in the Produce section? Where the heck do you ladies live? Ugh.
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I’m the exact same way…sometimes you just know you don’t like it…even if you can’t remember ever trying it 😉 For me, that’s cabbage.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:27 am
Exactly. I like to think of it as knowing myself and my tastes very well.
Years ago I tried the cabbage soup diet. That didn’t last very long.
August 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 pm
hahah you’re so like me. I don’t like things i’ve never had before.
I do love peaches though!
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:27 am
When you say you’ve never had it, then people make you try it. It’s easier to just say you don’t like it.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:44 am
I totally agree with you!
I too am a picky eater, but I might be a little worse than you. Not only to I not like fuzzy skin, I don’t like any skin. Apples, pears, peaches, kiwis, everything has to be skinless, and even then its not certain I’ll like it ;P
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:28 am
I’m with you on the pear skin. That’s why I stick to canned pears mostly.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 am
I’m totally with you on the skins of fruits. I won’t eat fruit in my house unless it’s sliced.
August 4th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
“Besides… I think this peach is mooning me.” You crack me up (pun not intended). Hear, hear for trying something new AND getting to cross something off your list in the process! 🙂
August 5th, 2010 at 6:22 am
I love the pun…intended or not.