#1: Life with Blarney

I’m moving again.

::Insert groaning and complaining here::

Not my groaning but my friends’ groaning: “Again? Didn’t you just move? My address book has no space left under your name. Who the hell is Blarney? What about Kiefer? I thought you were going to buy a house.”

I’ll do my best to answer your questions below.

Again? Yes. It’s #1 on my 30 Before 30 list.

Didn’t you just move? No. I’ve been living in this apartment for 1 year and 6 months. That’s a record for me.

My address book has no space left under your name. Then buy a new address book. Duh. Obviously your address book should cater to my address needs.

Who the hell is Blarney? She’s a good friend. She’s my bud-dy.

What about Kiefer? Kiefer Sutherland is slow. He may never be ready to live together, get married, have kids, etc. So I’m not waiting for him. I am woman hear me ROAR!

I thought you were going to buy a house. I thought so, too. But you know what you need to buy a house? A huge down payment. My huge down payment is currently hanging in my closet.

Not to mention I’m having trouble reconciling the house I want with a house I can actually afford. Damn, my high standards. I want to totally bypass the starter house and go straight to my dream house (aka the My Little Pony Glitter Castle).

Blarney and I are anxious to see how her dog and my cat will get along. I think it will be fine. Look how loving Esme is with her toy kitten.

Me and Blarney. Blarney and Me. The Blarnster. This is going to be legend—wait for it—dary!

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