Did you know Kiefer is allergic to cats?
That’s why Kiefer said Esme is not allowed in the bedroom.
Except she was a little traumatized by the move, so she immediately snuck into the bedroom and began hiding under the bed.
So Kiefer said Esme is allowed under the bed, but she is definitely not, under any circumstances, allowed on the bed.
Technically, she’s not on the bed. She’s in a bag on the bed.
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July 6th, 2012 at 7:31 am
Poor Kiefer has fallen under Esme’s evil spell.
Alas.
July 6th, 2012 at 7:35 am
Give him time, Kiefer will allow Esme on the bed.
July 6th, 2012 at 7:44 am
Hahaha!! Sweet little Esme – maybe there’s something he can take to help his allergies.
July 6th, 2012 at 7:46 am
…and now the cat is out of the bag!
July 6th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Technically, no one can see her. Nope.
July 6th, 2012 at 9:12 am
You totally have him with a technicality. There is no part of Esme touching that bed, hence she is not ON the bed. Nope.
Lawyered! 😉
July 6th, 2012 at 9:20 am
Hmm, I too have an allergy to cats but something tells me that won’t help you either, lol 😉
July 6th, 2012 at 9:47 am
It would seem that Kiefer is more open to cats than Sarge!
July 6th, 2012 at 10:03 am
This reminds me of that old saying… never go shopping unless you want to come home with a cat in a bag. Oh, wait. I don’t think I have that right.
July 6th, 2012 at 10:31 am
Yes! It’s the “I’m not touching you…” defense.
July 6th, 2012 at 11:36 am
Esme is the smartest cat ever!! Once she masters the whole matrix-levitating thing…. what can Kiefer say?
July 6th, 2012 at 11:46 am
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July 6th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Perfect solution.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Kiefer is a keeper my husband would all of sudden get into a cleaning mood and just happen to throw out the trash!
July 6th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Esme haunts K, the poor thing! Oh well cats are too cute to refuse 😉
She will make it on the bed right soon!
Cheers
CCU
July 6th, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Well according to cat logic, as long as she is not directly touching the bed, the bed does not exist. Kind of like how humans do not exist until the cat needs something.
July 6th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I currently have 3 cat on the bed with me.
July 6th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Maybe he’ll acclimate to Esme – lots of people get “used” to the pets they live with even though they’re generally allergic. That’s a good excuse for Esme being in a bag on the bed, in any case.
July 6th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Ha ha, good luck with that!
July 7th, 2012 at 5:49 am
Well, I feel slightly more spoiled than usual- my husband started taking allergy medication the week before he moved in. He said you just couldn’t train cats and they would smell his weakness.
July 7th, 2012 at 11:59 am
The Boy had a whole bunch of rules for Kitten Thunder when we moved in together. The only one that remains is no cats on the counter in the kitchen. They’ve realized there is nothing up there that they want.
July 7th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Wow, you really let the cat out of the bag on this one Thoughtsy (heh…get it? Because Esme was in a bag and…yeeah never mind).
July 7th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
If I ever get a cat I would love it so much that it can exist on any furniture she pleases… I hope I do not regret this at some point in my life… 😉
July 7th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Bahahahahahahaha this post had me dying. I loveee Esme in the bag. My cat is so freaking obsessed with bags, it must be a black cat thing. Last night he was making so much damn noise running in and out of a large paper bag. It gets me every time.
July 8th, 2012 at 4:43 am
I love how this cat found the solution to not being “on” the bed. Take that, Keifer!
July 8th, 2012 at 7:56 am
Adorable- she looks like a bed troll!
July 8th, 2012 at 12:01 pm
I’m so allergic to cats. When we married, my wife had an evil cat. We kept it out of the bedroom, but it was on the sofa, in the laundry tub and everywhere else. When the baby came along, she found him a new home (the cat, not the baby), because the cat was so foul tempered she thought it might attack the baby. I’m sure Esme isn’t evil, though!
July 8th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
My husband tried to make a no dog allowed on the bed rule when we got married. It didn’t last, the dog was in my bed long before he was!
At least your kitty is trying to play by the rules:)
July 9th, 2012 at 6:31 am
Yeah, when we got our family dog when I was a little kid, she was an outside dog. By the end of her life, she was sleeping next to my parent’s bed at night and had free reign of the house. Animals always win in the end.
July 9th, 2012 at 6:32 am
Keeping the cat off the bed is impossible. Tell him to get some Benedryl and accept his fate.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:50 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhh, that little panther is gorgeous!! hope she comes out soon… xx
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