Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello were in the movie Kiefer had a guys’ poker night, Blarney, Princess, and I went to see Magic Mike.
Having never been to a strip club, I decided to live vicariously through the movie.
- Stripping isn’t just taking your clothes off. There’s choreography, too.
- What is that in the corner of the screen? Why, yes, it is a penis pump. With a penis in it.
- Strippers might need a thong with an elephant trunk.
- Sometimes guys pretend their penis is a machine gun.
- Drugs are expensive.
- To make women scream, throw a prop between your legs.
The most important lesson I learned is never go to a strip club in real life because Channing Tatum won’t be there…and that will be sad.
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