Do you remember your dreams?
I usually don’t…except the dream where Kiefer left me for Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jerk.
But when I woke up this morning, I actually remembered my dream.
I was standing at the edge of a dock overlooking a lake. In the water next to the dock, was a canoe. And someone was beckoning to me to get into the canoe.
That someone was Cee Lo.
Ahoy there!
From http://blogs.villagevoice.com
Cee Lo wanted me to get in the canoe with him. Why? Because a canoe ride was going to be our date.
Thoughtsy: But, Cee Lo, I already have a boyfriend. He wouldn’t like me climbing into canoes with other guys. We just don’t have that kind of open relationship.
After a few minutes of back and forth, I was about to walk away from Cee Lo’s outstretched hand when I saw…an otter.
And he was covered in oil. There had been an oil spill in the lake! NOOOOO!
I jumped into the canoe with Cee Lo and ordered him to paddle.
Thoughtsy: Hurry, Cee Lo! We have to save the otter!
What do you think my dream means? I think Kiefer could learn a lesson from my dream: Kiefer, beware of men bearing otters.
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Thoughts Appear 
May 1st, 2012 at 7:38 am
LUCKY!!!!!!!!!! Love me some CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:13 am
I just like that song “Forget You.”
May 1st, 2012 at 7:39 am
Celebrities never make appearances in my dreams. I guess my imagination just isn’t good enough for them.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:13 am
They’re probably avoiding you because they know anyone besides Zooey Deschanel would be a disappointment.
May 1st, 2012 at 8:00 am
Could have been a piece of his costume and not really an otter
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:14 am
A prop! Good point! I can’t believe I fell for it!
May 1st, 2012 at 8:34 am
Were his arms long enough to reach the oars? Dude looks like he has T-Rex arms.
May 1st, 2012 at 8:41 am
Except he doesn’t have the height. I think of him more like a Weeble Wobble.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:15 am
I don’t like short guys.
May 1st, 2012 at 8:41 am
So the moral of the story is that you will get into another man’s boat if there are cute animals’ lives at stake? Careful, Thoughtsy. Slippery slope you are on . . .
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:12 am
I’m so naive.
May 1st, 2012 at 9:42 am
Jeez, that Cee Lo is EVERYwhere nowadays. How’s the otter?
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:12 am
I don’t know. I woke up before we made it to him. I hope he made it.
May 1st, 2012 at 10:36 am
Man. Cee Lo will do ANYTHING for a date with you. Even cover poor, defenseless otters in oil.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:12 am
Oh no! You think it was staged? That’s awful!
May 1st, 2012 at 10:46 am
The otter is Roberta Flack. On behalf of all of us who remember that “Killing Me Softly” was hers before it was Lauryn Hill’s, I thank you and Cee Lo for saving the otter.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:15 am
Now I’m trying to connect the singer to the movie Mermaids. I think that was Cher’s name in the movie.
May 1st, 2012 at 10:51 am
I been trying to get hooked up with J lo
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:16 am
So you’re a booty guy.
May 1st, 2012 at 11:44 am
I got married to Rod Stewart a few times in my dreams. No, he wasn’t my favorite. Dreaming of Cee Lo and otters has a really interesting interpretation. It means you were a mermaid in a previous life and sort of promiscuous. Shocking, I know.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:19 am
I always wanted to be a mermaid. And this means becoming a turbo slut at age 32 should coming naturally to me.
May 1st, 2012 at 11:51 am
…anyone else think that Cee Lo kinda looks like an otter? Are you sure it wasn’t HIM covered in oil? Just sayin’
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:20 am
Interesting…now I’m not sure.
May 1st, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Bwahaha! I fell asleep to the IT Crowd, which led me to dream I was visiting England with Ba.D.; he took me to a movie where the theater was so big and we were so far removed from it, I stormed out because I wouldn’t even be able to see it. Instead I helped some theater employees with the downstairs theater garden, which I relate because I’m tickled we were both dreaming of nature-ly endeavors involving performing arts. Roughly speaking. 😉
May 1st, 2012 at 12:41 pm
from my years of experience being a useless psychology major, I think your dream means that you want Cee Lo to save you from your relationship. Who wouldn’t want Cee Lo to save them, his voice is magic.
May 1st, 2012 at 1:40 pm
I used to have lusty dreams about Kelsey Grammar. I hate Kelsey Grammar.
May 1st, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I do remember dreams, and I have a book about dreams. Supposedly if the location is on/near/in water, it’s to do with your unconscious mind. Dreams that take place on land are about conscious thoughts. So I’d say your brain is telling you that on some level you are okay with “getting into another man’s boat” – but you have to have a good reason.
I don’t know what otter-rescue symbolizes.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:21 am
What if I tell you Kiefer’s nickname is “Boat.” Does that change anything?
May 1st, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Hahahaha I can imagine Cee Lo rapping around saving the world with you – a good team I reckon 😉
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
May 1st, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I would say the lake is about sex. The canoe is about sex. The otter is about sex. Cee Lo is about your inner thirst for 7-Up.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:22 am
I’m sure I dreamed about him because I keep seeing those 7-Up commercials.
May 1st, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Any chance you told Cee Lo he should probably stop wearing mascara?
May 1st, 2012 at 4:33 pm
…or maybe eye-liner? I don’t know…he just looked like a woman on the last episode of The Voice.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:22 am
I’m not qualified to give makeup tips to anyone. Since I can barely figure out how to apply my own.
May 1st, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I would have done the same thing..otters lives are very important. You have a good heart.. that’s what this means.
May 1st, 2012 at 5:34 pm
What kind of cheap date is a canoe ride in a polluted lake? Where’s the yacht, with the champagne and cheese and strawberries? I’m pretty sure this dream is warning you to keep your standards high.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:23 am
He should have brought chocolate-covered strawberries. Jerk….
May 1st, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Wait, your dreams are messages from your subconscious…to Kiefer?
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:24 am
Yep. I have everything figured out. Kiefer’s the one who needs help.
May 1st, 2012 at 8:33 pm
And we had what for dinner last night?
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:24 am
Salad. Always salad. Maybe I had some bad blue cheese.
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Hmmmm….gotta watch that evil blue cheese!
May 1st, 2012 at 10:42 pm
You have better celebrity dreams than I do. Actually, the closest I’ve had to a celebrity dream was one where, in the middle of a totally unrelated plot, I was in a car and noticed Joan Collins on her front lawn as we drove by.
May 2nd, 2012 at 8:43 am
Oh that’s awesomely weird. I had a dream with Toni Collete in it the other night. But there were no otters in my dream. How boring for me.