11 Things About You and Me

Tag, you’re it! Britt, Marina, Curly Carly, and then Misty all tagged me, and I’ve finally put down my Pop-Tart to respond. (You know I didn’t really put it down, right? I’m just typing one-handed.)

Rules:

  1. You must post the rules.
  2. Post eleven fun facts about yourself.
  3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged.
  4. Tag eleven people and link them on your post.
  5. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Rather than answer 44 questions and giving you 44 fun facts, I’m answering a few questions from each blogger and counting the answers as my 11 fun facts and answers.

It’s not cheating. It’s a loophole. Lawyered! Besides whatcha gonna do about it? Call the blog police?

Do you floss? If not, do you lie to your dentist about it?

Yes. Depends…Are you my dentist?

If Dirk Nowitzki asked you to play him in a game of basketball, would you jump at the chance or decline to prevent eventual humiliation?

Dirk who? Is he cute?

Do you think dogs know the difference between male and female humans?

Yes. Because only male dogs sniff my crotch.

Are you getting enough fiber? Are you?

Yes…wait…How much fiber is in this Pop-Tart?

How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?

I got mad skillz. Plus I’m training Esme the cat to be a zombie-killing ninja.

Do you remember your dreams?

I remember them when I first wake up. By lunch time, I can’t remember them.

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

The guy who complimented my arms.

You are driving. Someone flips you off. What is the best reaction?

Smile and wave. That really pisses them off.

Would you travel to the future or the past?

The past. I prefer the known over the unknown.

What would you love to be doing on Friday night?

I know a lot of people like to go out on Friday night, but I’d rather go out Saturday night and spend Friday night in my fake pants on my couch.

Why won’t Christina Aguilera just cover it up already?

Priorities. She needs to learn the words to the National anthem first. One step at a time.

Now for my questions. Answer them very, very carefully. You will be graded.

  1. Pop-Tarts: frosted or unfrosted?
  2. What age would you want to stay forever?
  3. Do you think I’m pretty? You can use this picture as a reference.
  4. Where’s Waldo?
  5. What’s your favorite quote?
  6. Name one food you’ve never tried…and don’t want to.
  7. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
  8. If you could change your first name, what would it be?
  9. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
  10. Who shot the sheriff?
  11. How much money would you need to quit your job for one year?

Now for the blogs I’m tagging:

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About thoughtsappear

I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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