Tag, you’re it! Britt, Marina, Curly Carly, and then Misty all tagged me, and I’ve finally put down my Pop-Tart to respond. (You know I didn’t really put it down, right? I’m just typing one-handed.)
You must post the rules.
Post eleven fun facts about yourself.
Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged.
Tag eleven people and link them on your post.
Let them know you’ve tagged them.
Rather than answer 44 questions and giving you 44 fun facts, I’m answering a few questions from each blogger and counting the answers as my 11 fun facts and answers.
It’s not cheating. It’s a loophole. Lawyered! Besides whatcha gonna do about it? Call the blog police?
Do you floss? If not, do you lie to your dentist about it?
Yes. Depends…Are you my dentist?
If Dirk Nowitzki asked you to play him in a game of basketball, would you jump at the chance or decline to prevent eventual humiliation?
Dirk who? Is he cute?
Do you think dogs know the difference between male and female humans?
Yes. Because only male dogs sniff my crotch.
Are you getting enough fiber? Are you?
Yes…wait…How much fiber is in this Pop-Tart?
How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
I got mad skillz. Plus I’m training Esme the cat to be a zombie-killing ninja.
Do you remember your dreams?
I remember them when I first wake up. By lunch time, I can’t remember them.
What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
The guy who complimented my arms.
You are driving. Someone flips you off. What is the best reaction?
Smile and wave. That really pisses them off.
Would you travel to the future or the past?
The past. I prefer the known over the unknown.
What would you love to be doing on Friday night?
I know a lot of people like to go out on Friday night, but I’d rather go out Saturday night and spend Friday night in my fake pants on my couch.
Why won’t Christina Aguilera just cover it up already?
Priorities. She needs to learn the words to the National anthem first. One step at a time.
Now for my questions. Answer them very, very carefully. You will be graded.
- Pop-Tarts: frosted or unfrosted?
- What age would you want to stay forever?
- Do you think I’m pretty? You can use this picture as a reference.
- Where’s Waldo?
- What’s your favorite quote?
- Name one food you’ve never tried…and don’t want to.
- Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
- If you could change your first name, what would it be?
- If you could be any animal, what would you be?
- Who shot the sheriff?
- How much money would you need to quit your job for one year?
Now for the blogs I’m tagging:
April 19th, 2012 at 7:26 am
Congratulations and excellent acceptance!
And now that you’ve been tagged and released, we can follow the radio signals to discover the mysterious Pop-Tarting ways of the elusive Thoughtsy!
April 19th, 2012 at 8:33 am
Hmmm, I seem to recall a certain tagging which might have come from one of your OTHER blogging buddies. (I know I’m not making it up this time since it was a wee 3 days ago!).
These are great questions you ask. And I just want you to know, since you were wondering . . .
I shot the sheriff. BUT . . . I did NOT shoot the deputy. That bastard sheriff had it coming, though.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:45 am
That was a tag post! I was soooo distracted by the shoe car that I spaced. Sorry! I added you in.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:01 am
That’s ok. The shoe car has been known to do that to people. 🙂
(Psst . . . what about the questions?)
Mine was a bit different than the others I think . . . either that or by the time it was passed to me, it lost the rules and the “make up your own questions” part. Otherwise it sounds exactly the same. The questions you picked are awesome though, so I love it!
April 19th, 2012 at 9:42 am
Ha! I’m so with you on the Friday night thing, and these answers made me laugh out loud, especially the Christina one.
I am tempted by your questions, and I’m usually a party-pooper about these things… Hmm… The last one I’d love to hear what other people answer. I was actually JUST thinking about it. People would hate me if I answered honestly. There’s a reason I quit publishing and went to Pharma. (Psst. That reason is money. LOL NJ is damn expensive.)
April 19th, 2012 at 10:48 am
Gadzooks you’re good at this. I can never figure out the damn rules and I can’t follow directions to save my soul. Thank you for NOT tagging me because I wouldn’t have played and then we might be estranged. I still get to answer one question. Yup. You’re pretty!
April 19th, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Hahaha your answers are awesome – great acceptance of your tag 😉
And golden rule: never put down the pop tart 😀
Choc Chip Uru
April 19th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Laughing and now wanting to eat a Frosted Pop Tart!
April 20th, 2012 at 1:51 am
Thoughtsy, how thoughtfully sweet of you to thoughfully tag me! With nary a thought as to how happy you’d make me! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Thoughtsy. I will know retreat to give some thoughtful thought as to how I will answer your questions. 😉
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April 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Thanks for tagging me!! Sitting down with a tasty beverage to answer the questions tonight!
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