Remember how I told you about my Physical Fitness Test? And how I can’t even do 1 lousy pushup?
I enlisted some help. A trainer. Someone to remind me that…
- Exercising is more than dance aerobics and cardio.
- Measly little soup cans do not count as weights.
- Scooping ice cream into a bowl doesn’t build muscle…even when the ice cream is really really hard.
- In order to do 17 stinking pushups at the end of April, I need to do a few now.
Really what I need is a flippin’ wish-granting genie.
But since genies aren’t real (Or are they?), next in line is Kiefer.
Me: You have to teach me to do 17 pushups by the end of April.
Me: For the physical fitness test
I volunteered to participate in I have to do to stay in Special Forces Covert Ops.
Kiefer: Drill Sgt. Sutherland to the rescue. You have no idea what you’ve just gotten yourself into. (::smiling evilly::)
Me: Just so you know, if you yell at me, I’ll cry…and withhold sex.
Last night I talked with my friend Puddin’. We always cover a broad range of topics, such as the following:
- Mary Poppins’s bloomers
- Pop-Tarts vs. Frosted Mini-Wheats for breakfast
- Books (in particular how Alice I Have Been made me suspect Lewis Carroll’s intentions towards little girls)
- Tom Hanks movies
- Her son saying “Okey Dokey”
Handsome Hot actors
I’d like to open up the last bullet for discussion. Here’s an excerpt of Puddin’ and I’s conversation.
Puddin’: I’ve been abusing my free trial of Netflix. All I do is watch movies….God, Hugh Jackson is hot.
Me: Yeah, he is. ::Sigh:: Until he opens his mouth. Wait, or is that Gerard Butler? One of them sounds like a goofball.
Puddin’: You know who is hot? Channing Tatum. And he’s 30! He’s in my age range! I always feel weird saying Taylor Lautner is hot….
Me: Yeah. I don’t like admitting that I think Taylor Lautner is hot to anyone but you. So Channing Tatum is our new Cabana boy?
When I was a tween (Yes, I just said “Tween.” I’m hip.), I had crushes on tons of guys. But once I got a little older, I remember there really only being 2 go-to hot adult actors: Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
And Sean Connery. (And am I the only one who had a little thing for Tommy Lee Jones?) But let’s face it…an 18-year-old couldn’t admit to that. It’s only acceptable for a real adult to say that, not a wannabe adult.
Now there are tons of good-lookin’ actors to drool over.
Who are some of your favorite actors/actresses now and when you were younger?