It’s nearly election day. You haven’t read anything political on this blog because I don’t really follow what’s going on.
Which is why you should vote for me, Thoughtsy Appear, in your write-in vote. Lorraine will be my running mate.
I promise you…
- A chicken in every pot.
- A car in every garage.
- A Pop-Tart in every toaster.
- Ice cream in every freezer.
And a Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Plan. I can’t believe this topic didn’t come up in the debates.
Also, people keep talking about a bacon shortage. What about a potential chocolate shortage? Why isn’t anyone worried about that?
In addition to a Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Plan, we’ll need a Chocolate-Shortage Readiness Plan as well. These will be my first orders of business.
Remember…a vote for me is a vote for chocolate.