Too Much Information

I had to wait until Tampa for part of my birthday present from Kiefer. It was surprise. I love-hate surprises.

Thoughtsy: Soooooo…what’s the other part of my birthday present?

Kiefer: I’m not telling you.

Thoughtsy: Can you give me a hint?

Kiefer: No.

Thoughtsy: What color is it? What letter does it start with? Am I wearing appropriate shoes? What shape is it? Does it involve animals? Oh my gosh, is it a PUPPY?

Kiefer: Fine. Do you really want me to tell you?

Thoughtsy: NOOOOOOOO! Don’t tell me!

 My surprise was a birthday massage. Perfect! A nice and relaxing massage to combat my stress over the nasty weather.

Except my masseuse talked the entire time.

Typical. People like to talk to me…all the time.

During my last salon visit, the lady waxing my underarms informed me that in addition to her underarms, she also waxes her own bum. Uhhh…Thanks for sharing?

But not even that TMI prepared me for the what the masseuse had to say.

To be continued….

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I think it’s crazy John Lithgow doesn’t appear to age. He’s looked the same to me for 20 years now. But back to the camping business…not my cup of tea. Who wants to rough it? Crazy people?”—Leashieloo

Where’s Your Movember Moustache?

Q: What’s the male equivalent of the mammogram?

A: The doctor puts his finger somewhere uncomfortable…like the back of a Volkswagen.

Everybody knows what Save the Ta Tas means. But do you know what Movember means?

Starting November 1, men all over the world stopped shaving the hair above the lip. The funds raised by these men support health programs for prostate cancer (and other male-specific cancers).

To show my support, I sported my own moustache at a bar crawl this weekend.

Pregame Curly Moustache

The group I was with got some crazy looks, and lots of people asked what was going on.

Stranger #1: Why are you wearing that moustache?

Me: What moustache? (I totally should have said that. I lose cool points for letting that opportunity pass by.)

Seductive Crooked Moustache

Stranger #2: I don’t know if I’m disturbed by that or oddly turned on. I think I’m turned on.

Me: ::runs away::

Even Hello Kitty (Blarney) had a moustache.

Feel free to donate to a team of my friends or some other moustacheteers.