Tag Archives: Dream Squishers

I Have a Dream

Every night I have the same dream. I dream of a world full of my favorite desserts. A world where…

  • Cookies and cream ice cream flows freely,
  • Smores marshmallows are golden brown,
  • Carrot cake is considered a vegetable,
  • Every day is Halloween,
  • Pop-Tarts grow on trees,
  • Cupcakes fall from the sky with tiny parachutes,
  • Key lime pie sprouts from the ground, and
  • It rains fun-flavored martinis.

Today I woke up and thought my dream was about to come true when I saw this:

Pop-Tart vodka? With sprinkles inside? If that is possible, anything is possible!

Then I saw it wasn’t real.

Some things just aren’t funny.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: The Hipster and Misty’s exchange starting here.


Hades Has Got Moves Like Jagger

I’m obsessed with Greek and Roman mythology. More than I’m obsessed with desserts. Ok…not more than desserts.

When I was in high school, I told my parents I wanted to major in Mythology in college. They said, “Not if you want us to pay for it.” Hmph. Way to squish my dreams.

To get a recent mythology fix, I watched Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Here’s what I learned:

I can teach you to move like Jagger, too.

  • Hades can totally pull off the Mick Jagger look.
  • Don’t be alarmed when a man the size of a skyscraper walks out of the ocean. It’s just Poseidon.
  • If your friend doesn’t change in the gym locker room, he probably has goat legs.
  • A pen is a great weapon. Because it turns into a sword.
  • It’s customary to give 2 weeks’ notice when it comes to war or sending Poseidon’s son to Tartarus.

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