I’m declaring today the official Rex Manning Day. I can do that. I have that authority.
Now we just have to get the President to declare it a Federal holiday. Please sign the petition by commenting below.
For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about (::head shaking at you, not with you::)…educate yourselves! Watch Empire Records…since my blog is named after that movie. But if you don’t have that kind of time, at the very least, watch the Rex Manning video.
Please celebrate by saying or doing one or more of the following:
- The fat man walks alone.
- Glue quarters to the floor.
- The time to hesitate is through.
- Carry around a couch cushion.
- Leave a red bra on the table of a restaurant.
- What’s with today today?
Happy Rex Manning Day!
Thoughts Appear 
October 10th, 2014 at 5:11 am
Sexy Rexy! Love that movie, Empire Records. Each character in that movie reminded me of a coworker at the bookstore where I worked. We even had money glued to the floor in the employee lounge.
October 10th, 2014 at 6:51 am
Haha I’ll watch cos I have trust in you 😛
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
October 10th, 2014 at 7:43 am
Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy! I can’t believe you put the video up there. That is divine. Now I’m craving a rewatch of that movie!
I might just glue some quarters to the floor of the office today. Gotta get my kicks somehow.
October 10th, 2014 at 9:03 am
Great write! I don’t know much about Rex Manning but you are very funny and have a great sense of humor. I will be following your blog and reading more of your articles.
October 10th, 2014 at 10:47 am
Is there a “I watched a Rex Manning video and survived” t-shirt in my future? What a hoot
October 10th, 2014 at 3:14 pm
I’d buy that shirt!
October 10th, 2014 at 10:53 am
You got my vote. You’d have to be dead from the neck down not to get all keyed up by that video! The ear nibble and Rex’s faux-gasm at the end sealed the deal. John
October 10th, 2014 at 5:05 pm
I also think the following are acceptable ways to celebrate: shaving your head, shoplifting a Whitney Houston cd, using the word ‘superb’ a lot, and asking strangers “Why don’t you join the band, Mark?”
October 10th, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Lovely additions!
October 10th, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Always loved the soundtrack to Empire Records.
October 10th, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Me too! A movie that takes place in a record store has to have good music.
October 13th, 2014 at 6:10 am
Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy!
Damn the man! Save the Empire!
Thank you, Thoughtsy, for declaring it Rex Manning Day! You improved my morning exponentially! ❤
November 10th, 2014 at 8:34 pm
“Where is my money?”
“It’s in Atlantic City…it could be in other cities by now.”
I use Empire Records quotes to weed out the best people in life, and it works every damn time
November 30th, 2014 at 10:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHA this is awesome! Best movie and I STILL have the soundtrack!