I’m Not Hungry…I’m Starving!

Before Scout came along, I wasn’t sure what I thought about breastfeeding, especially after someone told me it felt like your nipple was being slammed in a door, but breastfeeding is great for other reasons (besides nutritional value):

• When you’re tired of visitors, you can hide with the baby in another room and refuse to come out until they leave. Trust me: once the baby is gone, people go home.
• Your husband has to do the dishes or other chores.
• Breastfeeding forces you to sit down, relax, and watch a movie for a Movies Teach Us post…even if you only get to watch it in 20-minute segments.

Recently, I watched The Starving Games, which is a spoof of The Hunger Games. Here’s what I learned:

• People in the Capital dress funny because Lady Gaga was President.
• In the game lottery, enter names like Hugh Janus and Dean Gillberry. They’re funny when they’re announced.

• Kantmiss celebrates with a chest bump before volunteering to save her sister.
• Wedgies can cut you in half. Beware.
• You can put out an entire forest fire with a fire extinguisher.
• Angry birds attack in the Starving Games.
• Kantmiss is invited to join The Avengers.

And most importantly, Chuck Norris doesn’t have a catch phrase because catch phrases need him.*

*Anything about Chuck Norris is always the most important.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I fail to see how donut pants aren’t strategically positioned to be beside the Homer Simpson boxers….”—AbsentElemental

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