When Kiefer returned from his two-week trip….
Kiefer: Wow…your tummy….
Thoughtsy: Yeeeeeeah. It exploded while you were gone.
Kiefer: It’s just that 2 weeks ago you were barely showing…and now…. You know I’d never say this to you if you weren’t pregnant, but your baby bump got big!
Thoughtsy: Did you just call me fat?
The baby is squishing my tummy. That means I can only eat small portions, but that also means I’m eating all the time.
Kiefer: Every time I see you you’re eating something.
Thoughtsy: Seriously? I hate you.
Thoughtsy: Are you freaking out yet?
Thoughtsy: You know we only have like 2 months left, right?
Kiefer: Now I’m freaking out.
Thoughtsy: I’m pretty sure only one of us is allowed to freak out. And I already called, “Dibs.”
This one wasn’t by Kiefer, but I thought I’d throw it in anyways. I went to Walmart (my mistake) to shop for cheap maternity clothes.
Thoughtsy: Excuse me, miss? Do you have a maternity section?
Walmart Worker: Yep. Right there on the end.
She sent me to the Plus-Sized section. Yeaaaaah…not the same thing.