Dear Baby Girl,
1:30 AM is not a good time to start twerking or doing the Harlem Shake in my tummy. Please go to sleep.
I have a feeling this won’t be the first time we have this conversation.
Love,
Your Mama
This is an old pic. The little stinker refuses to be in a good position for the ultrasounds. We’re 30 weeks.
Thoughts Appear 
December 17th, 2013 at 8:00 am
Looks like she’s got the mooooOooooves like Jagger.
December 17th, 2013 at 8:04 am
You’ve already lost control…
December 18th, 2013 at 8:02 am
Exactly. There is no hope for me as a parent. I thought I’d at least have her under control until she was a teen.
December 17th, 2013 at 8:30 am
Would you rather have the kind of daughter who twerks before midnight?
December 17th, 2013 at 8:59 am
Yeah, it’s much more annoying when it’s not just movement but extremely loud singing in the middle of the night. Yeah, let’s just calling it singing.
December 17th, 2013 at 9:15 am
Hey, you’ve got to encourage that creative talent! With a little encouragement, maybe in 18 years she, too, can make you proud by doing lewd and disgusting acts on national television.
December 17th, 2013 at 9:26 am
I had a twerker, but he graduated from college last weekend and has a full-time job at Best Buy, so there is hope…
December 18th, 2013 at 8:03 am
I hope he hooks you up with an awesome discount.
December 18th, 2013 at 10:44 am
We almost got him fired last week when we mentioned we were going to go for the “family discount.” One of his co-workers misinformed us. We talked to the manager to make sure that everything was okay last Sunday when we ordered our TVs. Our son got a promotion yesterday and a raise! Yahoo!
December 17th, 2013 at 9:34 am
Snorts – mommy didn’t even know what twerking was until last week – my silly mommy. Just think, your baby is practicing for the all nights of when they have to stay up studying for school. XOXO – Bacon
December 18th, 2013 at 8:04 am
She’ll be so different from me if she stays up all night studying. Around 11 I was always like, “If I don’t know it, I’m not going to,” and went to bed.
December 18th, 2013 at 8:12 am
snorts. That was my Aunt Tina. Mommy was the all nighter and still is – too funny. Can’t wait to see the little tyke! XOXO – Bacon
December 17th, 2013 at 9:43 am
Oh NOooo lol!
December 17th, 2013 at 9:49 am
Shake what your mama gave ya!
December 17th, 2013 at 10:09 am
Uh ohhhh, sounds like my little guy! (I guess he twerks too.) He definitely has night and day mixed up or something! He is active as a jelly bean at night, whew. No one told me the sleepless nights came before baby even got here! =]
December 18th, 2013 at 8:05 am
It stinks! I’m so tired all the time. I sleep for like 4 hours and then wake up for a couple hours, and then fall back asleep…sometimes. I guess they’re getting us used to no sleep.
December 18th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
I know exactly what you mean! And it totally stinks that e can’t sleep on our backs. I miss it!!! Sleeping on my side makes my hips sooo sore. And sometimes my shoulders get sore too. Sigh.
December 17th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Ha ha, great title!
December 17th, 2013 at 2:46 pm
As long as the baby isn’t jumping up and down on your bladder 24/7! I can deal with a little dancing but when it’s on the bladder it just isn’t right lol.
December 18th, 2013 at 8:06 am
Luckily, the bladder dancing has stopped…for now.
December 17th, 2013 at 6:17 pm
Oh, how I hear this! And feel it.
But, please, little ones. No twerking. Ballet I can get behind. Hip-hop. Tap. Just save the rest for another . . . 30 years?
December 17th, 2013 at 10:26 pm
Baby can twerk all she wants but remind her that she has to keep her little bum far away from the birth canal! There will be no “breeching” around! 🙂
December 18th, 2013 at 8:06 am
At her last appointment she was breech. But based on all the movement, who knows what she is now. I’m sure she did a few somersaults.
December 18th, 2013 at 1:10 am
Aw, Thoughtsy, that’s just the beginning. Wait and see!
December 18th, 2013 at 3:53 am
Dude, she’s even got the fist-pumping going. You aren’t naming her Miley, are you??? 🙂
December 18th, 2013 at 8:08 am
Definitely not Miley. I can’t tell if she’s fist pumping, waving hello, or shaking her fist due to lack of desserts sent her way.
December 18th, 2013 at 8:19 am
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