Dear Baby Girl,
1:30 AM is not a good time to start twerking or doing the Harlem Shake in my tummy. Please go to sleep.
I have a feeling this won’t be the first time we have this conversation.
This is an old pic. The little stinker refuses to be in a good position for the ultrasounds. We’re 30 weeks.
Looks like she’s got the mooooOooooves like Jagger.
You’ve already lost control…
Exactly. There is no hope for me as a parent. I thought I’d at least have her under control until she was a teen.
Would you rather have the kind of daughter who twerks before midnight?
Yeah, it’s much more annoying when it’s not just movement but extremely loud singing in the middle of the night. Yeah, let’s just calling it singing.
Hey, you’ve got to encourage that creative talent! With a little encouragement, maybe in 18 years she, too, can make you proud by doing lewd and disgusting acts on national television.
I had a twerker, but he graduated from college last weekend and has a full-time job at Best Buy, so there is hope…
I hope he hooks you up with an awesome discount.
We almost got him fired last week when we mentioned we were going to go for the “family discount.” One of his co-workers misinformed us. We talked to the manager to make sure that everything was okay last Sunday when we ordered our TVs. Our son got a promotion yesterday and a raise! Yahoo!
Snorts – mommy didn’t even know what twerking was until last week – my silly mommy. Just think, your baby is practicing for the all nights of when they have to stay up studying for school. XOXO – Bacon
She’ll be so different from me if she stays up all night studying. Around 11 I was always like, “If I don’t know it, I’m not going to,” and went to bed.
snorts. That was my Aunt Tina. Mommy was the all nighter and still is – too funny. Can’t wait to see the little tyke! XOXO – Bacon
Oh NOooo lol!
Shake what your mama gave ya!
Uh ohhhh, sounds like my little guy! (I guess he twerks too.) He definitely has night and day mixed up or something! He is active as a jelly bean at night, whew. No one told me the sleepless nights came before baby even got here! =]
It stinks! I’m so tired all the time. I sleep for like 4 hours and then wake up for a couple hours, and then fall back asleep…sometimes. I guess they’re getting us used to no sleep.
I know exactly what you mean! And it totally stinks that e can’t sleep on our backs. I miss it!!! Sleeping on my side makes my hips sooo sore. And sometimes my shoulders get sore too. Sigh.
Ha ha, great title!
As long as the baby isn’t jumping up and down on your bladder 24/7! I can deal with a little dancing but when it’s on the bladder it just isn’t right lol.
Luckily, the bladder dancing has stopped…for now.
Oh, how I hear this! And feel it.
But, please, little ones. No twerking. Ballet I can get behind. Hip-hop. Tap. Just save the rest for another . . . 30 years?
Baby can twerk all she wants but remind her that she has to keep her little bum far away from the birth canal! There will be no “breeching” around! 🙂
At her last appointment she was breech. But based on all the movement, who knows what she is now. I’m sure she did a few somersaults.
Aw, Thoughtsy, that’s just the beginning. Wait and see!
Dude, she’s even got the fist-pumping going. You aren’t naming her Miley, are you??? 🙂
Definitely not Miley. I can’t tell if she’s fist pumping, waving hello, or shaking her fist due to lack of desserts sent her way.
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