Now that the second trimester is about to end, what can I tell you about it? Hmmmm…
- It’s been uneventful.
- I haven’t even had any crazy cravings.
- Ozzy Pups sits on my lap all the time. I think he senses that it’s about to disappear.
- Morning sickness returns about once a week just to mess with me.
- I snored…twice.
During the middle of the second trimester, my mom and Kiefer had this conversation:
Mom: So…how is she? Is she driving you nuts yet?
Kiefer: Is this a trick question?
Mom: No. I mean, is everything irritating her yet?
Kiefer: Nope. She’s only had one breakdown when her clothes wouldn’t fit. She’s been good.
Mom: ::giving Kiefer a sympathetic pat:: It’s coming. Is she snoring yet?
Kiefer: No. I’ve never heard her snore.
Mom: ::another sympathetic pat:: That’s coming, too.
A few days ago, I woke up to find only myself, Ozzy, and Esme in bed. Kiefer was missing.
I thought, Haha! The sympathy middle of the night pees have finally kicked in!
The next time I woke up was for my own bathroom trip (That’s karma for laughing at Kiefer), and Kiefer was still gone. He was on the couch.
Kiefer: You were snoring.
Thoughtsy: ::horrified:: WHAT?
Kiefer: Not loudly.
Thoughtsy: You’ve been snoring since your surgery, but I just roll you over ignore it.
Kiefer: Esme was also sleeping between my legs. I think she’s just softening me up before she kills me.
Luckily, my snoring lasted 2 nights. It is finished…for now.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Whenever a stranger touches your stomach, your response should be ‘Yes, that is what happens when you eat too many large pepperoni pizzas. Let it be a lesson to you.’”—PinotNinja
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thoughts Appear 
November 27th, 2013 at 9:06 am
I am sure you’re a very cute snorer. And I hope you’re not reading that once everything starts to annoy you, because it’s a compliment! I swear!
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:35 am
Kiefer says I’m a dainty puker, so I’m hoping I’m a dainty snorer, too.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:03 am
Someone really needs to remind Kiefer that a lady does not snore, she takes dramatic breaths while sleeping.
Glad you’re cruising through your pregnancy like a champ!
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:35 am
“Dramatic breaths”—I love it!
November 27th, 2013 at 10:19 am
I only snore when I’m sick and all congested, or those rare occasions that I’ve had a bit too much to drink (read: schnookered). The hubs knows this and just needs to deal. Otherwise, I am just fine. Luckily for HIM, I sleep like the dead, because as much as he wants to deny it, he snores like a hibernating bear.
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:37 am
I usually only snore when I’m really congested, too. And then I end up waking myself up, so Kiefer’s never really had to deal with it before.
But I read snoring often goes along with pregnancy, so it may be a long 3 more months.
November 27th, 2013 at 11:03 am
So when my stepdad snores so loud he rattles the windows, it’s because he’s pregnant? How did I miss that one?
November 28th, 2013 at 6:48 am
Yeah, I was thinking my husband must be super-pregnant now.
November 27th, 2013 at 2:28 pm
I have never snored in my life… then one night, that changed…. ’twas so loud it woke me up. and of course, I had to beat the boy-friend’s place. He calls me piggy now.
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:46 am
I think you can just tell him he snores, too, and he sounds like…hmmm…an elephant. That should stop the namecalling.
November 27th, 2013 at 4:33 pm
Maybe your an adorable snorer? 😛
My dad can be heard from my room… across the hall…
Cheers
CCU
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:47 am
Even if I’m not an adorable snorer, since I’m pregnant, Kiefer has to pretend I am.
November 28th, 2013 at 12:42 am
The Third Trimester. Wow. Maybe you can kick that morning sickness to the curb. Sydney breezed through each one. I was always surprised. Not long now!!
November 28th, 2013 at 6:50 am
I remember that dreaded morning sickness coming back in my second trimester, too. Thankfully, it went away again in the third. Then it was all about the peeing, the endless peeing. When my water broke, I called up my OB and wasn’t sure, because I thought, “maybe I’m just peeing nonstop?”
December 2nd, 2013 at 7:55 am
I’ve heard a lot of people think that. That’ll probably be me, too. The peeing just started up again, and I’m sure it’s only the beginning.
November 30th, 2013 at 10:48 am
I once had my snoring recorded and I would have thought it was a 500lb man with grey hair. I was shocked. I only snore once in a while..I hope.
December 2nd, 2013 at 8:02 am
I bet it was a one time thing.
December 5th, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Tom slept in another room for a few months because of my pregnant snoring.
December 6th, 2013 at 9:15 am
So at least Kiefer won’t be the only one.