When Kiefer first suggested we watch Hansel and Gretel Get Baked on Netflix Instant Viewing, I was stoked. The title was a pun! Puns equal greatness….sometimes.
Normally, stoner movies are not my thing, but this movie was actually funny. Plus, Cary Elwes is in it…in disguise.
Here’s what I learned:
- I don’t do drugs, but even I would be tempted by a chocolatey one called “Black Forest.”
- Hansel and Gretel’s parents often go on weekend getaways with the Stiltskins.
- If an old lady tells you not to eat her gingerbread house, don’t eat her gingerbread house. If you do, she will eat you.
Resist! Resist!
- Any little old lady from Pasadena that deals drugs is a witch.
- Don’t leave Skittles behind as markers to find your way. Someone (a stoner) will eat them, and you will get lost.
Most importantly, I learned not to do drugs. Ever. Unless you want to be eaten by a witch and turned into a zombie.
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October 23rd, 2013 at 7:49 am
Who knew stoner movies could be so educational? And please tell me that Cary Elwes said “as you wish” at least once. Because . . . seriously.
October 24th, 2013 at 7:34 am
I didn’t even realize it was him at first, but I think if he’d said that, I’d have immediately recognized him.
October 23rd, 2013 at 7:57 am
“Farm boy, fetch me some munchies.”
October 23rd, 2013 at 7:57 am
I’m of the personal opinion that you should always stay away from gingerbread house. Of all of the bread houses that exist in the world, they’re the least likely to have a soul.
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:25 am
I am amazed by the movies you find on Netflix. Have you watched Orange is the New Black yet? I know it’s popular, but I started it over the weekend and really liked it.
October 24th, 2013 at 7:34 am
Kiefer and I started watching it a couple weeks ago. We like it, too!
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:31 am
amazing the truth you discover in children’s stories, i guess adults are just big children, wouldn’t mind a brownie with special ingredients
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:39 am
I’ve never heard of this movie, but it sounds like one that would give me the munches.
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:46 am
My friend put me on her Netflix family account, but I have yet to watch anything substantial…like this. Must find some D list movies STAT!
October 24th, 2013 at 7:35 am
It was weird because it should have been a B movie, but it had some big names in it.
October 23rd, 2013 at 9:53 am
Holy crap. I’d leave a better comment, but the longer I take here, the more time that stands between me and this movie.
October 23rd, 2013 at 10:08 am
You had me at Cary Elwes Stoner Movie.
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:04 pm
That would have made such a better anti-drug PSA than “Just say no.”
“Don’t do drugs or you’ll be eaten by a witch and walk the earth as the undead.” That’s got Clio Award written all over it.
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:24 pm
I’ve not heard of this movie but it makes me want to visit the vending machine.
October 23rd, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Um, why would you EVER put a Skittle on the ground. Someone should eat them and then kick your ass. Too violent? I feel passionate about the rainbow.
October 24th, 2013 at 7:36 am
I’m ok with the green apple ones going on the ground.
October 24th, 2013 at 11:49 am
And when I said you, I meant metaphorically. I’d never kick your bass….oh this phone….or your ass :).
October 23rd, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Black Forest drugs? Nutbags haha I would be tempted to say yes… 😛
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:40 pm
Good to know! Black Forest sounds intriguing, where does one get it? 🙂
October 24th, 2013 at 3:18 am
Well, you know what they say: people who live in gingerbread houses shouldn’t get stoned.
October 24th, 2013 at 6:44 am
Why are we always so tempted by gingerbread houses? No good ever comes from them. They taste like cardboard.
October 24th, 2013 at 7:36 am
I’m not a fan of them either. Just the candy all over them.