For Blarney’s dog Murphy…. RIP. I miss you. You were the best stick-fetchin’, LoveSac fluffin’ little guy.
LoveSacs are the best, most comfy pieces of furniture ever. Ev-er. But they’re lazy, so it’s up to you to keep them fluffy and in shape.
To fluff your LoveSac, follow these simple instructions.
Step 1. Charge the LoveSac while screaming, “I’m gonna get you!” Maybe give a little roar or turn green Incredible Hulk style.
Step 2. Then change your strategy. Hug it. Everything needs hugs. Even inanimate objects. Baby talk helps: “You cute, wittle LoveySacky, come here, bring it in.”
Step 3. Back away from the LoveSac slowly so you don’t startle it. If you startle it, it may squish you.
Step 4. Change your tactic again. This keeps the LoveSac on its toes. Wipe that smile off your face. Crack your knuckles or maybe flex your guns. Anything intimidating.
Not being intimidating leads to squishing:
Step 5. Get a running start and fling yourself on top of the LoveSac.
Enlist help if necessary. Murphy Dog works for minimum wage.
Step 6. Faceplant.
Repeat all six steps as many times as necessary.
Caution! Be sure that all pets (and small children) are clear of the LoveSac, or the faceplant step may occur earlier than planned.
Jumping onto the LoveSac while
Esme a small animal is resting causes the pet to launch.
Kiefer you have to go stand in the corner.
September 25th, 2013 at 7:40 am
Sad news. Hugs to Blarney.
September 25th, 2013 at 7:50 am
hahahahahahaa. Nothing else just pure hahahahahahaha.
September 25th, 2013 at 8:04 am
Can I just say that the title alone was worth the price of admission?
September 25th, 2013 at 8:49 am
Getting your lovesac fluffed is an easy way to get arrested in most Southern states.
September 25th, 2013 at 9:50 am
Ha! The last picture is my life – Uncle Jesse is always under
September 25th, 2013 at 11:27 am
Don’t worry about the webbed fingers. They help when it comes to swimming. Most people won’t appreciate that, but most people are also ass-hats.
September 25th, 2013 at 11:37 am
Hahaha I want one!! AWWW RIP TO MURPHY!
September 25th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
I better go home and double check the song titles on my B-52s CD. Maybe it’s not a “Love Shack” they’re singing about… Either way, I’ll never hear it the same way again.
PS: You’re a goofball.
September 25th, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Have you purchased a baby LoveSac sac yet? Although, LoveSacs are NOT for babies – so don’t! 🙂
September 25th, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Thank you, dear Thoughtsy. No one can kick a LoveSac into shape like you can! Murphy actually spent his last days in our LoveSac. They are comforting. RIP indeed.
September 25th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
I think you love sac loves you back 🙂
Choc Chip Uru
October 1st, 2013 at 7:26 pm
Favorite. Title. Ever. 🙂