I understand that you like fruit, and you’ve introduced peaches, pears, and nectarines to my regular diet. I like real fruit, too, but I’ve really been enjoying your other fruit cravings:
- Candy orange slices
- Fruit Rollups
- Strawberry preserves
- Orange pineapple juice
- Cherry Pop-Tarts
All of these are great ways to get my fruit servings for the day.
I was a little disappointed in you last Thursday at our local fair. Don’t get me wrong: your choice of a homemade apple dumpling topped with ice cream was deeeee-licious. Plus it counts as a fruit.
And when presented with options like deep-fried Snickers, Twinkies, Pop-Tarts, and Oreos, I understand why you passed since I’ve tasted all of those before.
However, I am a little disappointed in you for not choosing Red Velvet funnel cake with cream cheese icing. What were you thinking?
At next year’s fair, you’ll be about 6 months old. You better be up for some solid food by then. We have a reputation to uphold.
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