How to Tell if Your Dog Is a Crossdresser

Recently, Ozzy discovered a new toy. Only it’s not a doggy toy. It’s not even a toy.

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Sometimes I wear this when you leave for work….

It’s my bra.

I would be totally supportive of Ozzy if he sat Kiefer and I down one day and told us he liked to dress up like a girl. But that’s not what he does with the bra.

Instead he plays a game with it: Keep the Bra Away from Thoughtsy. Only it’s not a fun game for me.

Ozzy Pups, why do you hate me...and Victoria's Secret?

Ozzy Pups, why do you hate me…and Victoria’s Secret?

Ozzy has stolen at least 4 5 bras from the laundry basket and then pranced around the house with them.

Thoughtsy: Kiefer! Your dog stole my bra…again.

Kiefer: That’s my boy!

Thoughtsy: Shouldn’t you be more possessive of my over-the-shoulder boulder holder?

Why do Esme and Ozzy always steal my undergarments? Please tell me it’s not just me.

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