Do you believe in conspiracies? I believe some. For example, I believe that salmonella is a fake disease made-up by adults, so children won’t eat all of the raw cookie dough. Warm cookies are delicious, too.
Recently, I watched movie about another conspiracy. A more important conspiracy.
Osama Bin Laden is not dead. He is undead. He’s a zombie.
Here’s what I learned from watching the movie Osombie:
- Don’t go swimming in the ocean. Osombie will eat you.
- Some guys hate wearing shirts. It could be snowing, and he’d still say he was too
hawthot to wear a shirt.
- What do our Warfighters need? They need zombie protection.
- Soldiers don’t need guns to kill zombies; they need Samurai swords.
That’s all I learned…because I didn’t finish watching the movie.
Wait…I did learn a new song: One little, two little, three little zombies. Shoot them in the head and wipe the brains off me.
And the movie did raise a very interesting question: Do zombies poop?
I don’t know. That’s why I didn’t finish watching the movie. I didn’t want to find out.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I have my attorney put a cupcake clause in every contract. I gained so much weight now I also need a Hoveround clause.”—Pegoleg