Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Clown?

Some people are afraid of clowns. What is it about clowns that are scary? Is it the big noses? The face paint? The giant shoes?

Gosh, I hope it’s not the shoes. Because my feet are kind of big. I hope I’m not scaring people.

In an attempt to understand coulrophobia, I watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Because alien clowns are probably extra scary.

Just in case alien clowns ever attack, here’s what you need to know to survive:

  • Clowns wrap their victims in pink cotton candy cocoons or giant balloons.
  • Never break a clown’s bike. He’ll decapitate you.
  • Shadow puppets from clowns can eat you.
As dangerous as Jurassic Park.

As dangerous as Jurassic Park.

  • Circus tents are alien spaceships.
  • To kill a clown, just destroy his nose.
This is your worst nightmare.

This is your worst nightmare.

The most important thing you need to know is some clowns throw pies made of acid that will melt you. To be safe, never eat pie.

Wait…that’s an extreme overreaction. I can’t believe I just said that. I blame jet lag.

A big thank you to all the guest bloggers from last week! You rock!

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