Haaaaaave you met Peg? She’s pretty much a genius. She has good ideas and is a great organizer.
How do I know this? Because she orchestrated the great Reese’s Cup Takeover of 2012, and now she’s giving credit where credit is due with her Freshly Pegged Awards.
Please give Peg a warm welcome! And she’ll probably accept Reese’s Cups, too.
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When Thoughtsy asked me to review a movie for her landmark “Movies Teach Us” series, I thought I might be hamstrung by the fact that I never actually WATCH movies. This is a result of being unwilling to shell out the $10 and 3 hours required to go to a show, coupled with my inability to figure out why the sound won’t work on our DVD player.
Being a genial host, Thoughtsy said I could just resurrect impressions gleaned from something I’ve already seen. I chose Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion.
Those who know me might find this an odd choice for a grumpy, middle-aged woman, but I loved this movie. To paraphrase one of the mean girls (who ends up breaking away from the pack to become a pseudo-butch, not-mean career woman), it’s flirty and fun.
Here’s what I learned.
1) When making up a career to disguise the fact that you are actually a broke loser, don’t pick something people are apt to have heard of, like inventing Post-it Notes. Say you got rich doing something nobody can disprove, like owning a huge chain of coin-op laundromats.
2) Desperately Seeking Susan had a profound effect on the styling adopted by high school girls desperate to be different in the pre-EMO days of the 1980s.
3) Girls who hang around their hometown and remain friends after high school are doomed to all get pregnant at the same time.
4) Janeane Garofalo used to be funny before she made the career switch from comedian to obnoxious political pundit.
5) No need to feel inferior in high school: the Big Man On Campus and Head Cheerleader always wind up being fat losers by the ten-year reunion.
6) Conversely, nerds always turn out cute/hunky and end up making lots of money.
7) In the food chain that is the high-school social scene, there will always be people above you. But don’t despair. For almost everyone, there is still somebody below you.
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:50 am
These are all fabulous lessons. Thanks for sharing them.
I have to say that this is one movie that I have never accually seen! It is so pop culture cult mainstream, and I’ve heard about it and heard quotes from it and all, but never seen one minute of it. Weird that I missed this one. Maybe I’ll have to put it on my list.
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:54 am
I’ve also never seen this movie, but I have heard of it! Sorry, I just like to be included in conversations…
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:33 am
I can’t believe you two haven’t seen this. Put it on your to-do list for this weekend or you run the risk of seeming culturally illiterate.
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:55 am
Whew, for a minute there I thought I was the only one who refused to pay $10 for an uncomfortable seat and a foot up my butt from the idiot behind me!
Great review! I may have to watch this! Just to make myself feel better about my high school years.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:43 am
Exactly! There’s comfort in the fact that everyone else was miserable in high school, too.
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May 23rd, 2013 at 8:51 am
What a hoot. Remember that movie – it was fun and flirty.
If only people remembered that last observation!
Thanks for the morning giggle
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:51 am
That was the crowning moment; when Garofalo, who has been dragging around a load of resentment for 10 years about how she was treated, is told off by someone that SHE treated horribly. It’s the whole “circle of crap” that is high school.
May 23rd, 2013 at 8:52 am
Such a great movie 🙂 Learned a lot of lessons about life and how people end up after high school from it.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:43 am
Thanks!
May 23rd, 2013 at 8:57 am
To this list I add: An interpretive dance to Cyndi Lauper’s Time After Time will ALWAYS bring the house down.
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:44 am
OH yeah. How did I miss that important lesson?
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:36 am
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Wait, what? You didn’t hear any part of my hilarious and amazing comment? What is wrong with the sound on this thing???
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:54 am
Hello? Hello???? Anybody there?????
May 23rd, 2013 at 9:40 am
How did I miss this gem of a movie?????? It sounds so deep and thought-provoking, I can see where it moved you to write such an inspiring review! You are right on every point. Hahaha! Hilarious satire, unless this wasn’t satire…. 🙂
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:49 am
Susie, you haven’t seen it? Rent it this weekend- it’s cute!
May 23rd, 2013 at 10:11 am
Its funny, the nerds DID turn out to take over the world! So I married one….always one to go with the popular crowd.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:49 am
Only SOME of the nerds took over the world. The rest stayed nerds, but not in Hollywood’s view of life.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:12 am
I loved this movie too. (anything with Lisa Kudrow is excellent) Great take-home points, Pego. And you are so right about Garofalo. But the idea that nerds always end up making money and having successful lives I’m not so convinced. I was the biggest nerd in high school and am still flat broke.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:53 am
Yeah, the concept of the “nerds shall inherit the earth” is kind of only in movies, isn’t it? Most of us take our qualities with us into the wider world, but maybe we are able to SEE a little clearer as we get older.
Until we can’t see at all because our eyes are going.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:25 am
8) Lisa Kudrow is one of the funniest women on the planet.
Good choice, Peggers.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:48 am
I love her.
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:54 am
“But don’t despair. For almost everyone, there is still somebody below you.” Advice to live by, Peg. Well done.
Another movie I don’t have to see!~
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:54 am
I think you’d like this one, though. It’s fun!
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:55 am
I probably would. I actually love movies but hardly ever watch them. Then I watch the same ones over and over and over. I have no idea why.
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:22 pm
I do that with books. I’ve been on a Lee Child, Jonathon Kellerman, Georgette Heyer kick for months. I just keep reading them over and over and over….
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Craziness loves company. And repetition apparently! And repetition.
May 23rd, 2013 at 12:21 pm
I loved lesson number three – after school ended I was one of the first to be gone, just to be sure I’d evade that fate. Mission accomplished. 😉
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Very interesting birth control method. Glad it worked for you!
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:13 pm
One of my favorite movies too! Great job on the lessons learned 🙂
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Romy & Michele were perfect in that movie, weren’t they?
May 23rd, 2013 at 1:14 pm
Yea, this movie was kind of cute, I saw it a long time ago on either TV or video. And those lessons are pretty much accurate in accordance with real life too.
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Movie lessons are rarely like real life, but the last one holds true. I’m not sure about nerds all becoming successful, though – there still seem to be an awfully lot of poor, ill-dressed ones around here at least.
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Gee, Peg … I don’t think I’ve seen this one. PUtting it on my list now!
Glad you took such great care of Thoughtsy’s home and plants 🙂
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:24 pm
Thoughtsy is going to be THRILLED with the care we’ve taken. She’s got somebody new every day, and Lisa, who filled in for her on Tuesday got Freshly Pressed! Isn’t that hysterical? Maybe it will rub off on Thursday. 🙂
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:39 pm
This is a great movie about friendship. I love the end when Romy and Michelle realize that their lives were great after all, and also their interpretative dance. That’s pretty awesome too.
*waves arms in air*
Time after Time…
May 24th, 2013 at 11:15 am
That interpretative dance was so lame it was fun. Which was the point, I suppose.
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:48 pm
I can attest for the nerd theory! I saw this guy who graduated three years ago… hot dam… 😉
Cheers
CCU
May 24th, 2013 at 11:16 am
Really? I must be hanging out with the wrong nerd-grouping.
May 23rd, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Now I need to watch this movie again. It’s been YEARS!
May 24th, 2013 at 11:16 am
It will make you smile!
May 23rd, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Romy & Michelle was a staple for me when I was in high school. My 10-year rolled around last year, and of course it came to mind. Love it!
May 24th, 2013 at 11:16 am
Did you show up in just your bra, too?
May 24th, 2013 at 1:36 am
I know I’ve seen this movie, but I don’t remember it at all. But I do know that #5 is true in every movie ever made, ever.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:19 am
Always. It’s the first rule taught in Movie Making 101.
May 24th, 2013 at 7:19 am
I especially love the ‘nerd’ comment. Being a once-ridiculously geeky nerd (and to some certain extent, I still am), I’m glad our kind ended up persevering in the end. On that note…I think nerds are making quite the comeback in high schools these days….though I think they’re called hipsters now.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:21 am
I think the big difference between nerds and hipsters is that hipsters KNOW they’re being nerds. This just so happens to be a topic I explored in some depth. http://pegoleg.com/2011/08/22/it%E2%80%99s-hip-to-be-square%E2%80%A6right/
May 24th, 2013 at 7:32 am
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May 24th, 2013 at 8:36 am
The endless truths of this movie both teach and entertain – not an easy feat to achieve. Another great post. Glad I discovered your blog-you make me smile, even at 8:30am. Take care.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:23 am
I’ll say thanks on Thoughtsy’s behalf, even though I’m just visiting. Stick around and check out all HER stuff – you’ll be glad you did.
May 24th, 2013 at 10:42 am
Unfortunately, though I have improved greatly over time, the prettiest girl in my graduating class is still the prettiest girl at the reunion. Is there no justice?
May 24th, 2013 at 11:22 am
That runs totally against the Movie Code of Justice. Unfortunately, real life is not bound by that code. Damn!
May 24th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
As a rule, the men have not aged well. This is strangely comforting.
May 24th, 2013 at 11:55 pm
Love it! That is one of my favorite movies and I love everything about those two…even down to the business women’s special.
And you’re totally right…how were they all pregnant at the same time?
May 25th, 2013 at 8:27 am
Sadly, I don’t believe I have seen this movie. I do appreciate the life lessons being supplied so that I don’t have to watch it. Thank you. Thank you very much.
May 25th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
i always wonderd, what would happen after high-school…
well conclusion:
i still dont know… this movie is absolutely wonderfull!
it made me thinking bout it..
May 26th, 2013 at 8:12 am
I always knew High School would just get on my nerve so I tested out early so I would not have to be bothered with the pecking order. They still send me invites to reunions. Ack
I remember this movie, you have nailed it. The lessons are exactly right.
May 28th, 2013 at 7:44 pm
#5 and #6…totally (said in my best Valley Girl style)!! I’m lucky to have nabbed a #6 for a spouse.
Thanks. I don’t even need to go see the movie now, though I feel I have everything I need to know to APPEAR that I’ve seen it. Thanks, Peg, for saving me $10!
PS — Garofalo’s best was the Larry Sanders Show. Never could top that, poor girl.
May 29th, 2013 at 1:19 am
I love this movie! Great post and indeed, they are great lessons!