Remember how I’m taking the Chocolate Challenge and doing everything the chocolate tells me to do?
Now my mom is joining in on the fun.
She came over for dinner, and afterwards…
Thoughtsy’s Mom: May I have one of your chocolates?
Thoughtsy: Sure. But save the wrapper. You need to do whatever it tells you to do.
Thoughtsy’s Mom: ::unwraps chocolate and pops it in her mouth::
Thoughtsy: What does it say?
Indulge in dark.
Thoughtsy’s Mom: “Indulge in dark.” What does that mean?
Thoughtsy: It means…you have to sleep with a Black man.
Thoughtsy’s Mom: ?????
Thoughtsy: It’s ok. I can take this one for you.
Thoughts Appear 
May 9th, 2013 at 7:51 am
You’re a giver. And just think, now you don’t need to give her a Mother’s Day present. Two birds, one stone.
May 10th, 2013 at 9:33 am
Wins for everyone!
May 9th, 2013 at 10:09 am
Way to take one for the team. I mean, selflessly sleeping with a black man to save your Mother is heroic, almost Mother Teresa like (except for the sex part because Jesus says that’s a sin). You should be worshipped. Probably.
May 10th, 2013 at 9:34 am
I totally saved my parents’ marriage. Let the worshipping begin.
May 9th, 2013 at 10:32 am
Hahahahaaaaah. Such a good daughter you are.
May 9th, 2013 at 10:55 am
Can it be just any ol’ black man? I am pretty sure that the guy who helped the girls escape in Ohio and then plugged McDonald’s is single… and he’s *famous!*
May 10th, 2013 at 9:35 am
I don’t want to drive to Ohio though. Long distance never works.
May 13th, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Hello, Thoughtzarella? Phones! Duh!
May 9th, 2013 at 11:00 am
“Dark” can be good! 🙂
May 9th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Bahahahahaha. Well picked, Thoughtsy Mom!
May 9th, 2013 at 2:02 pm
You know what they say… Once you go dark, um, it’ll, leave a mark.
May 9th, 2013 at 10:00 pm
I wish I could have seen your mothers face! hahaha
May 9th, 2013 at 10:55 pm
Hahahaaaa!
May 10th, 2013 at 12:15 am
You’re very thoughtful, Thoughtsy.
May 10th, 2013 at 5:46 am
Nice interpretation of the message Thoughtsy. Interpretated for your own pleasure perhaps? Way to take one for the team. Oh, the burden 😦
May 10th, 2013 at 9:38 am
It may have meant to eat more dark chocolate, but this interpretation is more exciting.
May 10th, 2013 at 9:29 am
Thoughtsy!!!!
…I just spit out my coffee. Hi.Larious.
I’m going to print this post as my Mother’s Day card for Babs.
May 10th, 2013 at 9:36 am
I still have the wrapper if you want it.
May 11th, 2013 at 8:46 am
I thought it meant to enjoy the chocolate in the closet.
May 13th, 2013 at 6:53 am
Oooooo…That makes so much more sense. Oops.
May 12th, 2013 at 3:21 pm
Freaking hysterical!
May 13th, 2013 at 9:05 am
Hah! That’s how I would of interpreted the message 😉
May 14th, 2013 at 10:13 pm
Thoughtsy, I love how you talk to your mom. What she must think! Too funny!