Esme Hood: Princess of Thieves

When Esme was little, she stole stuff. To date, here’s a list of items she’s thieved:

  • Socks
  • Undies
  • Straws
  • Tostitos
  • Popcorn
  • A plastic baggie with a blueberry muffin in it. She dragged it under the bed. I assume she was saving it for later.

Now that she’s older, she can’t be bothered with stealing things. Instead she just plops down on them.


You want this pair of jeans? You’re going to have to get through me first.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “My favourite line from this postโ€ฆ ‘I have to wait until after work to partake in some sugary-rimmed goodness.’ I mean, there is a lot of rimming going on in this one—sugary rims, salty rims, and all before 9pm! Positively blushing.”—thepinkrachel

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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