Rebounding Leads to Death…In the Shower

After a breakup, it can be really easy to jump into another relationship (i.e., the rebound). It’s also easy to get mixed up with the wrong type of person.

To calm your fears, I want to let you know that I still have my wits about me. I’m scrutinizing every guy I run into, so I don’t get into trouble.

Let’s look at this guy I met in LA.

For starters, he appears to live in a motel.

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I need someone with house…someone with a stable living arrangement. Besides…this motel is right behind Whoville, and I would like at least a little bit of a yard.SAM_0353

I’m not too worried about the knife he’s carrying…what really concerns me is that I heard he still lives with his mother.

See? My thinking is 100% clear.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Only one of them is in the position to offer you a night of hot monkey love. You know what you have to do.”—Bluzdude

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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