Now that I’m single, I have a lot of free time on my hands. What am I going to do with that time? I’m going to give back. I’m going to help people.
I’m going to become a superhero.
Instead of starting with a rigorous exercise regimen, I exercised my powers of observation. I watched The Avengers, so I could observe
hotties like Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth real superheroes.
Here’s what I learned from The Avengers:
- If you’re tied to a chair, to escape, just stand up.
- It pisses Thor off when you call him a “tourist.”
- You’re a “brother”…until you start killing people. Then you’re adopted.
- If a good guy suddenly turns into a bad guy, just hit him on the head…hard. That’ll fix everything.
- The Hulk likes to smash.
What should my superhero name be? What would your superhero name be? Is a cape just asking for trouble?
Favorite Comment From the Last Post: “Oh, Thoughtsy. You’re too young and adorable to become the crazy cat lady who washes her cat but not her clothes.”—Hippie Cahier aka The Hipster