Welcome to the Jungle

In just a few short days, I’ll be in LA. Which means in just a few short days, I’ll be famous. “Thoughtsy” will soon become a household name.

I’m just going to visit Percy Q. Poodle my brother and his fiance, but I’m sure while I’m touring Universal Studios, I’ll get pulled from the tour to fill in on a bit part in a movie, and that’ll lead to larger roles and within a few months, you’ll see me starring opposite Channing Tatum and Johnny Depp.


With Percy and I back together, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Benji is remade, too.

Anyways, while I’m rubbing elbows with the rich and famous, what should I see in LA?

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Somewhere there’s a poor dead hostage with a giant penis. So sad.”—The Cannibalistic Nerd

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25 responses to “Welcome to the Jungle

  • mistyslaws

    Oh man. You are gonna be SOOO famous. Just try to remember us little people when you are rich and famous. And um, if you could slip Johnny my phone number that would be swell, too. 😉 Have fun!!

  • Corlia MPK

    Enjoy! Are you taking your dog too?

  • Angelia Sims

    I didn’t get to go when I was there, but I hear Venice Beach is a must see. Apparently, for people watching, errrr famous people. 🙂

  • hiddinsight

    Last time I was in LA I noted quite a few doggy spa’s, indoor gyms for dogs, and of course, the Barkley limo to take your dog to the spa. If you can’t be famous, at least pretend your dog is.

  • Todd

    Have you seen Randy’s Donuts? (It’s the donut shop with the giant donut on top.)

  • Hippie Cahier

    The La Brea Tar Pits? C’mon, think about it. Zombies and vampires are bound to cycle out of favor soon and dinosaurs are going to make a comeback. You heard it here first.

  • Brittany

    You should go eat…A LOT! Cupcakes, burgers, eat til you puke. Oh and have fun.

  • Linda Medrano

    I seldom bother with LA. I just go to San Francisco. I mean, really.

  • countingducks

    I do remember going round Universal studios, and feeling certain that a man of my significant acting ability would be plucked from obscurity to a life of cocktails and expensive sun glasses. For reasons which baffle me, this did not happen. I’m sure your abilities will receive better recognition than mine. Or perhaps mine did receive the recognition they deserved. Not a cheering thought. Perhaps a cup of tea is called for

  • UndercoverL

    You should see Sweet Mother live! http://sweetmotherlover.wordpress.com/
    And the Watts towers, because I would love to see if a white girl can hang in the ‘hood.

  • Go Jules Go

    You should see the inside of an In -n- Out burger and a bar. Oh wait. I should stop assuming that’s everyone else’s idea of a good vacay. But seriously, between that and Percy and your impending movie career, what more do you need?

    Safe travels, Thoughtsy!

  • Choc Chip Uru

    Tell Channing and Johnny darling I said hi 😉

    Choc Chip Uru

  • marinasleeps

    Find Mel Gibson. Tell him “hey” for me.

    I hope when you were typing the title of your blog you were swaying side to side!

  • mct7988

    Hey thoughtsy its ohsuchislife got a new blog.
    Food: Pink’s Hot Dogs, (I’m sure you’ve heard the Obamas ate here) In N Out, (cali staple) Porto’s best bakery ever, Diddy Riese, ice cream sandwhich place in Westwood by UCLA $1.75 cash only. the Farmers Market by the Grove in LA has an awesome selection of food. Scoops pretty hipster place but I love the flavors of their gelato.

    Places: Griffith Observaotry has an amazing view of LA I recommend coming in the evening or watching the sunset from here. Getty Center is beautiful place by the 405 they have a garden and a museum. The Grove is an outdoor mall where they film E in the afternoons maybe you can give Mario Lopez a kiss? Beverly Hills Rodeo Drive there is a Bugatti that is parked out here maybe if you take a picture with it you can photoshop some awesome actor in with you? 🙂

    I’ll have to brainstorm a little more. I’m out of practice with the places to eat and see. The last time I took someone around was last year.

  • Kitten Thunder's Girl

    The 3rd Street Promenade is a lot of fun – street performers, cool stores, good restaurants. And I believe it is walking distance from a boardwalk (the small town girl from Wyoming was NOT in charge of getting anywhere – I went where fellow conference attendees took me).

    Marina Del Rey is good. And expensive.

    We ate at Gladstones, up the highway a bit. The food was really good. Their specials are supposed to be excellent but I didn’t have it the night I was there because OF COURSE the night I was there the special was Rocky Mountain trout.

    It has been cold, for LA, this week. Take layers.

  • tazer warrior princess

    Bwhahaha beware the psycho drivers… that’s all I’ve got.

  • pooffy1

    Hey that dog has a pooffy tail! Here pooffy! Here pooffy, pooffy!

  • omawarisan

    They’ve arranged for one of those limo guys to be at the airport with a sign with your name on it, right? That’s supposed to happen you know.

  • cocktailsattiffanys

    It’s cliche, but see the Star Walk and Mann’s Chinese Theatre. Catch a Show at The Knitting Factory and visit Virgin Records. Go on the Celebrity Homes tour. God, I love LA. And hey, remember us when you’re famous!! -L

  • Jill Pinnella Corso

    There’s this bar called *I think* Public School in the area they call Downtown LA (?). Amazing pretzels with cheese jalapeno sauce. If you think that something like that isn’t important to you, you’d soon realize you’re wrong.

  • pearlsandprose

    Enjoy California! We’ve had record lows here lately, but warmer weather is coming in a day or two.
    I personally love Disneyland. 🙂

  • Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd

    I have no idea since I’ve never been to L.A. but I hope you have a wonderful time!

  • jim cooper

    Hang out on the streets and maybe Richard Gere will drive up and save you from a life of prostitution to become a wealthy wife of a multi-million dollar business tycoon…

    oh..it’s been done. sorry.

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