An oldie but a goodie….
I just saw the best Spam comment ever. I wanted to approve it (because it was hilarious), but I didn’t want anyone to accidently click on it and get a virus or something nasty.
But here’s the text, minus the links, and plus my inner monologue.
HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia.
Dude, that stinks.
And being forced to post SPAM comments on blogs!
I can’t believe they gave you access to the internet. The Russian Mafia is following my blog? Neat.
(link to Penis Enlargement)
Who knew the mafia had stock in enlargement? Is the Russian Mafia experimenting on you? Sounds like they’re treating you pretty well. Dude, you’re living the dream.
If you don’t approve this, they will kill me. (another link to Penis Enlargement)
Kill you…or enlarge your penis?
They’re coming back now.
Really? ::looking over my shoulder:: I don’t see them. Oh! They’re where you are. Maybe instead of typing that, you should have used that time to formulate an escape or attack or something.
Please send help!
Where? Russia is a pretty big place. And if those enlargement experiments work, you’ll be a god among men. Maybe stick it out a little longer.
After a good chuckle, I started to think…what if it was real? What if I contributed to a man’s death? I stood by idly and did nothing.
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