2013? When Did That Happen?

On New Year’s Day, I watched the movie New Year’s Eve. Yes, I know I should have watched the movie on New Year’s Eve, but I was busy…sleeping.

That’s right. I said it. At midnight I was tucked away safely dozing in my bed.

Going to a crowded bar, being squashed against complete strangers, and waiting forever to get a drink is not my idea of fun.

And I can’t watch the ball drop on television because watching TV rots your brain.

My idea of a great New Year’s Eve is dressing up, going out for a couple hours, and then coming home and changing into my PJs around 10:30 or 11.

Anyways…Here’s what I learned from the movie:

  • The first ball dropped in Times Square in 1907.
  • SOL means “Something Out of Luck.” What is “something?” SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT “SOMETHING” IS!
  • If a man gets down on one knee, he’s either proposing or he’s been shot.
  • Eating anchovies makes pregnant women go into labor.
  • New Year’s Eve is about hope…and partying.

Unless you’re me. Then it’s about sleeping.

Welcome to 2013!

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I don’t know what’s higher on the doggie hit parade—catbox almond roca or underwear. Wait, I forgot plastic tampon applicators….”—PrttynPnk

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