Guess where I live? About 20 minutes from Burkittsville.
That’s your cue to react one of two ways:
- Where?
- OH MY GOD, THOUGHTSY! Have you ever seen the Blair Witch?
The answer is No. I’ve never seen the Blair Witch. Originally, I was going to go hiking and look for her this past weekend. But Ozzy puppy gets car sick if he’s in the car for more than 10 minutes, so I didn’t go.
It wasn’t because I was scared or anything. That definitely wasn’t it.
Instead I rewatched The Blair Witch Project.
- While you’re doing a documentary interview, your child will pick his nose and eat the boogers. ::gag::
- Boys are gross and will videotape you peeing.
- Take Dramamine before watching the movie.
- “I know exactly where we are” means you’re lost.
And most importantly, pack tissues. And use ’em.
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Thoughts Appear 
November 14th, 2012 at 11:30 am
My SIL had these dolls that stood in the corner with their hands over their eyes. After I saw the movie, those things freaked me right the hell out every time. And she had no idea why, because she refused to watch it. Shudder.
November 14th, 2012 at 11:40 am
The tip for taking Dramamine is probably the best one I have ever heard. Ever.
November 14th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Thoughtsy, you need to find and meet the Blair Witch!
Maybe then you can find out what her deal is! Whats with the whole painting hand prints on the wall or putting people in time outs?
November 14th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
My son had a math teacher named Miss Blair. Yes, you guessed exactly what her nick name was. And indeed she was!
November 14th, 2012 at 12:52 pm
I remember when that movie first came out my friends and I wanted to go look for her. Of course none of us drove which made it diffult as our parents didn’t want to drop us off in the woods 😦
November 14th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
The repetition of the line “I know exactly where we are” was like a car ride with Mr T. So was the need for Dramamine 🙂
November 14th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Maybe dramamine is a good idea before this movie. It knocks me right out, so there’s no chance of me being scared.
November 19th, 2012 at 7:35 am
I take a dramamine every time I get on a plane for that same reason. The knocking me out part…not the scared part.
November 14th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Man, I wish I had the Dramamine tip before I watched it in the theater. I was queasy the entire movie.
November 19th, 2012 at 7:36 am
Me, too!
November 14th, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Didn’t need the Dramamine….snoozed thru it anyway….
November 15th, 2012 at 12:44 am
Yeah, I didn’t find that movie scary, just a little… motion sick. Dramamine is a good idea. I saw it in the theater, and walked out with a headache.
I also couldn’t figure out those people. They’re in the woods. They’re going in circles. There is a river. Rivers go down hill. There is a map. Follow the little blue squiggly line on the map to a road…? Some people are really bad at being lost. I’m ALWAYS lost, so I know.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:18 am
That movie scared the crap out of me, but then again, I was like 12. They had a Blair Witch mockuumentary on History Channel (you know, back when they were more legit, so I thought it was real), and that certainly didn’t help with the nightmares.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Dramamine! That is frigin hilarious!
November 16th, 2012 at 12:43 am
That movie really freaked me out. It was the first of its kind….you live WHERE???>>>+++ If you see weird sticks in your trees……I would RUN and DO NOT point at yourself with a flashlight. Seriously.