In Search of the Blair Witch

Guess where I live? About 20 minutes from Burkittsville.

That’s your cue to react one of two ways:

  1. Where?
  2. OH MY GOD, THOUGHTSY! Have you ever seen the Blair Witch?

The answer is No. I’ve never seen the Blair Witch. Originally, I was going to go hiking and look for her this past weekend. But Ozzy puppy gets car sick if he’s in the car for more than 10 minutes, so I didn’t go.

It wasn’t because I was scared or anything. That definitely wasn’t it.

Instead I rewatched The Blair Witch Project.

  • While you’re doing a documentary interview, your child will pick his nose and eat the boogers. ::gag::
  • Boys are gross and will videotape you peeing.
  • Take Dramamine before watching the movie.
  • “I know exactly where we are” means you’re lost.

And most importantly, pack tissues. And use ’em.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I always wonder if Limited Edition food items will be worth a lot in 20-30 years.”—Cannibalistic Nerd

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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