Did you know cats have better hearing than dogs?
My old cat Caramel would running any time the refrigerator door opened. Esme runs to the sound of a can opening.
You: Big deal. My cat does that, too.
Me: No, you don’t understand. Esme. Doesn’t. Run. Ever.
Esme is pretty lazy. Unless food is involved. And Esme isn’t very affectionate. Unless food is involved.
And even more than a can opening, Esme loves a chip bag crinkling.
Poor Kiefer. When he sat down with a chip bag in his lap to watch football, he had no idea what he was getting into.
Esme: You’re in my chair, and you have chips. Gimme. Now.
Ozzy: The cat wants some, so it must be good.
He had no idea that archenemies would unite to double team him…just for a chip.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I brought my nephew to a haunted house once, he was about 6, I was 21 and stupid and I got in trouble at the age of 21 because I think I might have ran out the door and kind of left him in the dust, yeah, I got in big ass trouble. Dumb kid, he was suppose to run like hell with me, dah?”—Lucy’s Reality