The other night at the grocery store, I saw this:
…and then I wondered, “Is it legal to sell creme crack when it’s not Easter? Is that bunny in the witch hat setting me up? And why are the creme crack eggs in the same aisle as the olives? ”
So…many…questions. My head was beginnning to spin when the bunny spoke to me. Apparently, just being around creme crack makes you hallucinate.
Bunny: Fear not! I bring unto you tidings of great joy. You can now enjoy the Cadbury Creme Eggs 6 months prior to Easter.
Thoughtsy: But…but…they’re green.
Bunny: Fear not! They taste the same. Don’t be racist against the green creme.
Thoughtsy: But they look like boogies.
Bunny: Just eat the freakin’ egg.
People, when a bunny tells you to eat something, you do it.
I think Slimer slimed in my egg.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Very true. I find watching people struggle with the behavior of their older kids helps. What?”—Cannibalistic Nerd
Thoughts Appear 
September 26th, 2012 at 7:42 am
I saw these in a gas station the other day. I was a little bit afraid. There was no bunny at the gas station, just a guy with a really heavy accent. I opted for the Reese’s cup shaped like a pumpkin.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:45 am
I’m happy to report the Cadbury eggs are still yummy.
September 26th, 2012 at 7:45 am
First off if you found it it an aisle next to the olives it had to be walgreens second you know were going to start seeing the valentines day hearts with words like “ho ho ho” and “will you be my elf”.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:45 am
Walgreen’s was a good guess. It was Wegmans.
September 26th, 2012 at 7:47 am
I have not seen these! But they just look disturbing. I don’t think I could consume the creme crack that looks like someone just hocked up a loogie inside of it. No thank you.
I failed you at the candy corn oreo procurement. I am still on the look out, though.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:46 am
I think maybe they sold out of the candy corn Oreos. =(
September 26th, 2012 at 7:53 am
Oh, Cadbury. Why.
September 26th, 2012 at 7:56 am
I discovered this Tim Burton – The Nightmare before Easters Cadbury anomaly and I deemed it very, very good.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:13 am
That looks like it came out of someones nose.
Can’t wait to try it!
September 27th, 2012 at 7:46 am
I love that you put those two sentences together!
September 26th, 2012 at 8:33 am
You don’t need an excuse to sell Cadbury cream eggs. You just don’t.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:47 am
So true.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:37 am
Is it weird that your bunny hallucination sounded awfully Christmasy?
September 27th, 2012 at 7:48 am
I blame the Christmas decorations that are out already.
September 27th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
In the stores…Or in your living room?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:55 am
I can’t believe they didn’t think of this until now. Owls lay eggs and are associated with Halloween and I just remembered rabbits don’t lay eggs so there’s no point in making a “spokesanimal” switch suggestion.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:50 am
If it helps, I drew a picture of a zombie easter bunny. but I don’t know about zombie eggs… wouldn’t that make you a zombie?
September 27th, 2012 at 7:48 am
You pose an interesting question.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:51 am
“That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent ye ever set eyes on!”
If you want to avoid the green filling, might I suggest that you just pop the eggs down whole? Out of sight, out of mind (and into tummy!)
September 27th, 2012 at 7:50 am
I don’t know if my throat could handle an egg that big.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:36 am
eeeeewwww … bleck
September 26th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
I love Cadbury Creme eggs, but since I have an overly sensitive gag reflex, I think that I would have to spend several hours in deep tantric meditation to be able to eat one.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
No…can…do. Cadbury Creme Eggs are for springtime only. Green–blech!
September 26th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Um, no. Just. No.
September 26th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Don’t let fear keep you from the yummy delishishness of the egg. Eat it!! Eat it!!!
September 27th, 2012 at 7:54 am
Oh, I ate it. And I have more.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:27 pm
No, no, no! It should not be green. It looks like someone sneezed in your egg. That’s just wrong.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I don’t care what shape or color it comes in, it’s never too early to get started with the Halloween candy. Or candy for any occasion. And Thoughtsy? I’ve been reading along with all your posts so I know what you’ve been going through…so very sorry. Big hugs to you. xo
September 27th, 2012 at 7:55 am
I agree. Thanks, Chalup. =) I left off the “a” on purpose.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:05 pm
They should just go all the way and make it look like an eyeball.
September 27th, 2012 at 12:34 am
Ewww ewww ewwwwwww!!!! It’s like when they tried to market purple ketchup. It’s just wrong!
September 27th, 2012 at 7:56 am
I remember the purple ketchup. And the green. But I never tried them.
September 27th, 2012 at 8:08 am
I’m sorry Thoughtsy but that looks like something I would hack up after being sick for 2 weeks. I’m with Jessica, it’s just wrong. I’m getting nauseous just looking at it. ewww….
September 27th, 2012 at 8:40 am
Thoughts Appear,
This look like something my son would eat…. Wait, he DOES eat them.
Le Clown
September 27th, 2012 at 9:20 am
Here, here…this is a valued easter tradition being, well, snorted on. if it ain’t veggies, it shouldn’t be green.
except for pistachio ice cream
September 27th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
I saw those while waiting online at Duane Reade yesterday. And stared at them. And picked one up. And thought “these look weird… this one’s smooshed… remember that time BJ Novak proved they were getting smaller?…”
Not until reading this did I realize that it’s not Easter time and that’s weird.
September 27th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Screme Eggs? Those things look like barf eggs, yuck!
October 8th, 2012 at 12:56 am
Oh that is just gross! I couldn’t even stomach it! Unless of course I was starving, stranded on a desert island, and it was the only thing left to eat. Or someone dared me to eat it and paid me a dollar. 😉
October 8th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
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