Just Say No to Pumpkin

Just in case you didn’t know…Fall Halloween is nearly upon us.

I’d like to take this opportunity to educate new readers on my views of pumpkin. I preach and practice P.A.R.E. (Pumpkin Abuse Resistance Education).

Acceptable Pumpkin

This candy is pretty much the only acceptable pumpkin. Ever. Let me know if I missed something. Maybe I did. I’ve been wrong before.

Last night at the grocery store, I saw a completely unacceptable form of pumpkin:


This time of year pumpkin is everywhere. And it’s not ok. It’s NOT ok. Just say no.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “You think he might be trying to trap you, huh? You should tell him, ‘I WANT to be here, so in your face.’ That’ll teach him.”—Queen Gen

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About thoughtsappear

I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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