Just in case you didn’t know…
Fall Halloween is nearly upon us.
I’d like to take this opportunity to educate new readers on my views of pumpkin. I preach and practice P.A.R.E. (Pumpkin Abuse Resistance Education).
This candy is pretty much the only acceptable pumpkin. Ever. Let me know if I missed something. Maybe I did.
I’ve been wrong before.
Last night at the grocery store, I saw a completely unacceptable form of pumpkin:
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “You think he might be trying to trap you, huh? You should tell him, ‘I WANT to be here, so in your face.’ That’ll teach him.”—Queen Gen