Did I tell you Ozzy puppy can spell? He’s so smart.
D is for “dog.” D is also for “Don’t chew on things, including wooden letters.”
How did he get so smart? Sesame Street, of course.
Favorite Comment String From Last Post: Hippie Cahier: Are you going to start talking like Darth Vader? Because that would be kinda cool. Also, puppies respond to that sort of authority.
Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson: “Dog. I am your Owner.” *pisses on your carpet*