Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Moved Into My Office

You probably heard that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. You probably heard that Pattinson moved out of the house he was living in with Stewart.

But did you hear where he’s living now?

In my office.

Robert Pattinson’s disguise.

Or maybe it’s Batman incognito. Or Dracula. Or Bill Compton. The possibilities are endless.

Favorite Comment From the Last Post: “I used to be deathly afraid of aliens… like eyes-wide-open, staring at the ceiling and why are those damned shadows moving afraid. Luckily, now I’m married, and any aliens are going to have to get past my husband to get to me!!!! Oh… crap. It’s gonna be another sleepless night….”—Kim

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