Beware of Saturday the 14th

Today is Friday the 13th. So be on the lookout for black cats, broken mirrors, and…Jason.

If you survive today, don’t celebrate too soon. You still have to survive tomorrow: Saturday the 14th, which is even worse than Friday the 13th.

To prepare, I watched the movie Saturday the 14th. Here are a few tips to help you live through the weekend:

  • A lady screaming bloody murder sounds exactly like an owl.
  • That’s not Jaws in your bathtub. That would just be silly. It’s a giant fish monster.

    More bubbles, please.

  • Some monsters do the dishes.
  • Vampires tend to cheat on their wives once every 100 years. Sorry, Bella.
  • City people often mistake bats for owls.
  • People will do almost anything for an electric can opener.

Oddly enough, I picked up a party tip from this movie: For a great party, all you need is onion dip and Barbara Streisand music.

So pick up some dip and Streisand and throw a party. After all, there’s safety in numbers.

Favorite Comment From Last Post: “I mean – what is that thing? Poodles have always looked like aliens to me. No offense to people who love aliens. I mean poodles.”—A White Unicorn

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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