When Dessert Attacks

Hi. My name is Thoughtsy, and I’m addicted to sweets.

It’s so good to finally admit that. Keeping it a secret has been such a burden.

To help break my dessert addiction, I watched the movie The Stuff. I thought it might scare some sense into me.

Dessert strikes back.

This movie is about a new dessert that’s healthy, so people start eating lots of it, and then the dessert takes over everyone’s minds.

Here’s what I learned:

  • Never eat something that bubbles out of the ground.
  • Beware of any product with advertisements featuring models wearing swimsuits and fur coats.
  • No normal person needs dessert at 2:30 AM. Not even me.
  • Eating shaving cream will make you puke.
  • The Stuff is like a tick. Burn it with a match and it’ll release you.

Fvaorite Comment From Last Post: “Wow. You must REALLY feel bad about him leaving. You gave him your poptart?? Oh Thoughtsy. I hope he realizes how much you must TRULY love him! I don’t think Keifer has ever even gotten your poptart. Right?”—Misty’s Laws

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About thoughtsappear

I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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