Doomsday and Disaster Preppers said people should have enough food, water, and supplies to last 3 days.
For me, that means…
I am totally unprepared for any disaster…
even especially zombies.
I’m supposed to have canned food. Does cat food count?
I’m supposed to have bottled water. Instead, I have vodka.
At least I have some first aid supplies. And by “first aid,” I mean band aids…Hello Kitty band-aids.