I’ve been so focused on preparing for the zombie apocalypse, I’ll be in big trouble if other creatures (like vampires) attack.
As much as I’d like to turn into a beautiful vampire, the sight of blood really freaks me out.
So I watched Fright Night to prepare for a vampire attack. Here’s what I learned from the movie:
- Guns don’t work unless you have all the pieces.
- Boys will wrap Stretch Armstrong around their balls. Ewwww….
- “Jerry” is a vampire name.
- Almost everyone in Las Vegas is a vampire because they sleep during the day and come out at night.
The most shocking thing I learned from Fright Night is…
Twilight is not real.
I know. It surprised me, too.