What are you doing this weekend? Going to your kid’s baseball game? Skip it.
Instead go to Southeast DC…
You: You’re sending me to Southeast?! Are you trying to kill me?
Southeast DC had a bad reputation, but it’s cleaned up. I swear.
Besides, won’t you stare down death for this delicious homemade Pop-Tart from Ted’s Bulletin?
They had a Peanut Butter Maple Bacon Pop-Tart. A bacon Pop-Tart. I shit you not, bacon lovers.
I opted for strawberry because I’m a fruit filling gal.
Sweet Lobby recently won Cupcake Wars. So you have to try a cupcake and a macaron.
Then to work off your sugar overload, walk one more block to the Eastern Market and shop.
So go to Ted’s and have a Pop-Tart. Then walk to Sweet Lobby for more sugary goodness. It’s just one block. You can do it. I have faith in you.
What’s that? You can’t eat a Pop-Tart, macaron, and cupcake all in the same day? That’s why they make to-go boxes.