Would You Like Some Wine With Your Nose?

Linda said I watch a lot of zombie movies. Maybe too many. And since I’m posting about zombies tomorrow, today the Movies Teach Us post is not about zombies.

GASP!

Over the weekend, I watched Roxanne, and here’s what I learned:

  • Before pulling into the firehouse, put down the ladder on the fire truck.
  • When a naked woman locks herself out of her house, she does want a coat.
  • Jackie Onassis did not have a anchor tattooed on her arm.
  • Never say, “Can I fluff your pillows?” to a woman.
  • If you can waltz, you can handle a firehose.
  • The size of a man’s nose is directly related to the size of his…you know.
  • It’s impossible for me to hear the name “Roxanne” without singing, Roooooxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light.

The most important thing that I learned is that pickup lines used to work back in the 1980s.

But today, this line wouldn’t stand a chance: “When you’re reaching for a star, there’s a long way to fall.”

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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