Know what TV show I miss? My Name Is Earl.
I had completely forgotten about that show until I started watching Zombie Apocalypse and saw Darnell (Hey, Crabman!) in the film.
Anyways…here’s what I learned from the movie:
- The zombie outbreak will start in Europe but spread to the U.S. in just 3 weeks.
- The arrival of the zombie apocalypse doesn’t mean you can’t clean up. If you don’t want that chainsaw, put it back on the shelf; don’t leave it on the floor.
- Iceskates are also weapons.
Here Kitty Kitty.
- Avoid zoos. Zombie tigers are dangerous.
And most importantly, never go anywhere alone. Using the Buddy System is part of Zombie Safety 101.
That’s why women go to the bathroom in groups. We always want to be prepared for a zombie attack.
And the women shall inherit the earth….
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March 30th, 2012 at 7:31 am
Ugh, so glad I read this and that you saw the movie! It’s so important to be ready for the zombie apocalypse! You’re tips are so helpful!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA………..
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:42 am
I’m trying to make sure everyone is prepared!
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:22 pm
You’re a good person.
March 30th, 2012 at 7:32 am
So much is clear now…
March 30th, 2012 at 7:48 am
Glad to know the movie addresses the controversial issue of zombie animals. Usually, zombie movies and TV shows have zombie people eating animals, but those animals never change into zombies. You know what would be scary? Zombie birds.
What happens if you don’t feed a zombie. Can a zombie die of starvation?
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:43 am
OMG, a zombie bird would be my worst nightmare.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:58 am
I always wondered about Zombie Animals! You never seen them in The Walking Dead! Glad to know they’re out there and looking to eat us!
March 30th, 2012 at 10:18 am
I knew there was a reason for my need to go to the bathroom in groups. It was instinct.
March 30th, 2012 at 10:29 am
That’s it, from now on, I’m following women in bathrooms.
Le Clown
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:43 am
Good idea! Waaaaait….
March 30th, 2012 at 10:33 am
That cat is freaky. Great, now I have to worry about my dog trying to eat me. Add that to the list.
And it totally makes sense that women have been preparing all along. Women do everything together. Going to the bathroom, going out for lunch/drinks, going to the movies . . . 😀
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:45 am
And that’s why we’ll inherit the earth. We’re always prepared. When the zombie apocalypse strikes, you bring the amaretto sours, I’ll bring…Pop-Tarts.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:09 am
Again with the Zombies, Thoughtsy? I have enough on my mind already. Now you have just given me one more thing! Dang Girl! Show some sweetness and light! Get over the Zombie Fever!
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:44 am
I watched a nonzombie movie this weekend! I’ll write up a post for you.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:28 am
I watch my name is earl reruns because I too love that show.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:56 am
Now I’m kind of disappointed there was never a My Name Is Earl / The Walking Dead crossover episode.
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:46 am
Sooooo sad….
March 30th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I like this post – women are shown as the smarter gender all the way through since we have no macho stuff in our way 😀
Can’t wait to rule 😉
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
March 30th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I always knew it would come to be, I just never knew how. Thank you for that. 🙂
March 30th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
So . . . um, worth a watch on any front? I don’t think I’ve seen this one. 0:)
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:46 am
You could probably pass. Or just watch the first 30 minutes or so with Crabman in it.
March 30th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
That would explain it! 😀
March 30th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
That’s always an issue – Walking Dead included – stop going places by yourself! Unless it’s a murder mystery, then, if you split up, you’ll want groups of three so you’re not stuck with just you and the killer.
March 30th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
I’m with you. Never, ever, travel alone. Always in pairs. Makes sense. I’m glad the zombies arrive in Europe first. Gives us three whole weeks to pack up and scram. 😉
March 31st, 2012 at 2:23 am
I’ve somehow been unsubscribed from a number of folks. I thought you were awfully quiet.
I really appreciate that tip on zombie tigers.
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:47 am
Since you’re close to the water, watch out for zombie fish, too.
March 31st, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Not to be contrary, but I fear I would be one of the first to go. I can’t run very fast, far, or well for that matter and I have a tendency to panic. I would probably run towards the zombie instead of away. Sighs.
April 1st, 2012 at 4:20 am
I have avoided, to the best of my ability, to not go to the bathroom in groups. Now, I’m rethinking my strategy….
April 1st, 2012 at 3:46 pm
I need to watch this! I’ve been getting most of my survival tips from Zombieland. It’s not outdated is it?
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:48 am
Sprinkles! I missed you! The Zombieland rules are still the basics.
April 1st, 2012 at 9:14 pm
That may be the most logical argument ever put forward as to why females go to the bathroom in packs. Awesome.
And now I have to watch this movie…
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:35 am
LOLOL this is highlarious! i usually don’t go to the washroom with a bunch of friends, but i think i will start doing that because of this post ahaha
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:48 am
I just saved your life. You’re welcome. =)
April 2nd, 2012 at 8:48 am
My buddy and I just watched that movie the other day. It’s really bad. You make it so much more interesting.