Haaaaaaave you met Tom?
So if the post goes up tomorrow, why am I telling you now?
A. I may be in a cannoli-induced coma.
B. I suspect Esme of tampering with my blog.
C. I don’t trust the automatic post scheduler.
D. It’s impossible for me to stay up past midnight…the post goes live at 12:01.
E. All of the above.