I need to expand my vocabulary. In particular, my foul-mouth vocabulary.
Me: He’s such a—
You: Use your words….
You: Seriously? Fail.
Do I want every other word that escapes my lips to be a cuss word? No.
But what if I’m ever asked to be on Jerry Springer? I need to spice it up a bit. Maybe even learn to throw a punch.
Speaking of punches, what if I find myself in some type of confrontation? I need to sound intimidating. And I can sound intimidating by cursing.
Scary Person: I’m gonna gut you!
Me: Well…that’s not very nice.
::Sounds of Scary Person beating me into a coma::
Really. It’s for my own protection. So I’ve decided to buy this book I saw at Retro Metro with Misty.
Flipping the pages, I was able to come up with some fun words that top even “faucet butt.”