Remember Ddot? He’s the fruit-but-no-chocolate-on-frozen-yogurt offender.*
Did you see what he did? He taunted all of us in the comments. Are you gonna let him get away with that?
And now he’s sending me evidence of each fruit infraction. He sent me this the other night:
He’s rubbing my nose in his fruity ice cream…. Let’s get him.
I can think of only one solution: Stealing all the fruit from his fridge and leaving this ransom note:
Obviously, the note will be more intimidating when it’s not laying on my heart blanket.