The other day I dragged a coworker with me to Yogi Castle…on my lunch break. I swear it’s not an addiction. I can stop any time I want.
My yogurt was covered in chocolate and candy. My coworker’s (let’s call him
Todd Ddot) yogurt was covered in fruit…no chocolate. ::Gasp!::
Ddot broke Rule #1.
Rule #1: The healthy toppings should never outweigh the yogurt.
Ddot was my inspiration for Rule #2.
Rule #2: Never add fruit to yogurt. (This makes Rule #1 null and void.)
The other day Kiefer started adding strawberries to his yogurt, and I immediately started to scold him.
Me: You’re breaking Rule #2! I don’t even know who you are anymore….
Kiefer: Is that strawberry syrup on yours?
Me: Like there are any real strawberries in that syrup. Stay away from me. I don’t even want to be seen with you…. Wait…you’re still paying for me, right?
So Kiefer and I compromised and added Rule #3.
Rule #3: There must be more chocolate than fruit on your yogurt.
Rule #3 is like a loophole for you weird people who like a cherry on top. Kiefer has been kind enough to provide examples for you.
As you can see here, Kiefer started to eat Exhibit A before I could snap a pic. We’re not holding that against him though since he made the fruit sacrifice.
Although Kiefer added strawberries, the brownie bites, chocolate syrup, and chocolate yogurt make up for the fruit.
Once again, Kiefer added strawberries. I’m trying to
not gag overlook that those strawberries are on mint yogurt. Ewwww….
Anyways, the point is that the M&Ms, chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, and mini-caramel turtles definitely outnumber the strawberries.