Yogi Castle Visit #31
Cashier: Are you ready to weigh your yogurt?
Cashier: That’s right. You’re the syrup girl.
Thoughtsy: Oh yeah? Well, you’re…you’re…you’re the…cash register…girl.
True story. Except for my awesome comeback. Actually the girl was really nice, so I didn’t need a comeback.
I use a lot of syrup for one reason: I don’t like chocolate frozen yogurt.
I can’t quite put my finger on why.
Maybe because it’s low fat.
Maybe it’s not chocolatey enough.
Maybe because it’s not really ice cream.
Maybe I’m returning to my roots: I was always a vanilla girl growing up.
Whatever the reason…it creates a problem: Because I need chocolate to live. Undisputed scientific fact.
Because I need chocolate to live, I need to add chocolate to my yogurt in the form of toppings.
Exhibit A: Pralines and Cream Yogurt, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chocolate Syrup, and Caramel Syrup
So call me Syrup Girl if you want…I’ll wear it as a badge of honor. That chocolate syrup is keeping me alive to
fight blog another day.
Now I just need someone to make me a special outfit that will squirt syrup at my enemies. When an enemy tries to attack, I can squirt syrup…
- In his eyes to blind him.
- At his feet so he slips and falls.
- All over his hands so he can’t hold this gun.
I’d also like the superhero outfit to…
- Be black to hide stains and be more slimming.
- Push up my cleavage.
- Be made of a breathable material. I
- Look good with knee high boots.
- Include a special wet nap pocket…in case I get syrup on my fingers.